Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Huddersfield v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Waggy Dave’s Terrors make it three wins on the bouncy when Manuel Pellegrini’s Saintsmen visit?

Huddersfield have been nothing if not Megnificent so far, but they’re likely to face their sternliest test to date against a Southampton side that’s also bun-eaten.

Can they beat the dreaded plop? They seem to have a nice, tight backside and some dangerous attacking talons, so dismiss them at your Beryl!

Nevilletheless, I forssell their winning start hitting the bluffers here as the Saintsmen take all point three.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Huddersfield Town v Southampton score prediction for Saturday August 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Huddersfield 0-1 Southampton
That man Charlie Offspring with the divisive strike.