Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Frankie Debbori’s Eaglemen welcome Paul Claimant’s Swannies to Sellars Park?
Both sides are yet to get up and humming this season, but I beckon there’s more talons in the Palace squad now that Swansea have lost that man Gylfi Sigurros.
If and when the likes of Christian Bentakeaway, Wilf Saha and Rubo Lofthouse-Cheeky start firing on all cillit bang, they should have enough about them to beat the dreaded plop.
As for Swansea? I don’t have quite so much confidunce, I’m afraid. And I forssell them losing here in a tents and nervy ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday August 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Swansea
That man Wilf Saha with the divisive strike.