Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Bournemouth v Man City score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries put the balls on Peep Gladiola’s Cities?

They did Megnificently to finish 10th last season, but they’ve started off with back-to-black defeats this time around so there’s no room for compliancy competency smugness.

As for City, they’ll be despotly disappointed not to have taken all point three at home to Everton on Monday night, even with Kylie Walkers sent off for nothingness.

I can only forssell them backbouncing here, and in some style. In fact, they could comprehensively disgruntle their hosts.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday August 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-4 Man City
William Defoe for the homos, Serge Aguero (2), Jesus and Leeway Same for the awayos.