Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Steve McClarence’s struggling Magpipes claim an unlikely all point three at the Emirati?
Arson Wengle’s Goons backbounced from that 4-0 defeat at Southampton on Boxer’s Day with a routine 2-0 win over Bournemouth, with Germanic makeplayer Muzzy Ozzle once again their standouting player.
His form has been nothing if not skintitillating, but they need to be careful not to burn him up.
Not sure what’s going on there.
As for Newcastle, their mini-backbounce has well and truly hit the bluffers with back-to-black 0-1 defeats, and all of a sudden they’re right back in the thick of a relegation dogbite.
They face something of an uphill garden if they’re to ensure tabletop football at St Jim’s next season, and I don’t say that rightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday January 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-0 Newcastle
Goals apriest for Ollie Giro, Theo Cotswold and Alun Ramsey.