Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Er, you’re not supposed to answer that. Can Louis van Gull preserve that particularly hot seat of his with a win over those managerless Swannies?

A goalless snore against Chelsea at Cold Stafford last time out was hardly disastrous, but the Dead Revels haven’t won in ages now and they despotly need to smash that duck.

It’s hard to see where the goals are going to come from, mind – except from their players, of course.

Dwayne Rooney in more agile times, there.

As for Swansea, they’ve managed to get back to having a nice, tight backside of late, and they can take further confidunce from memories of their 2-1 in last season’s correspondenting fixture.

That was van Gull’s first game in charge of United. Could it be his last? Obviously I know, since I am both mystic and Megsonic, but I shan’t reveal all just yet.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday January 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 1-0 Swansea
Chrissie Smalls with the divisive strike.