Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spain v Turkey score prediction for Friday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Fatty Tehrim’s Turks put the balls on Vinny del Bosque’s Spaniels?

The raining champions had to be patient against Czech Republic, but Ged Picky’s gasp-last header got them off to the proverbiabubble flying one.

Turkey don’t look like posing as pungent a threat as they have in previous tournaments, so I forssell them being slams to the laughter here. Or whatever the saying is.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Spain v Turkey score prediction for Friday June 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spain 2-0 Turkey
Goals apriest for Nolito and Morata.