The best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico, the second goalless draw of the World Cup and a frustrating match for the hosts.
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In the most entertaining nil-all draw of the tournament so far, there was a lot to talk about as the Brazilians struggled to break down a strong Mexican side with a goalkeeper in fine form.
This is a selection of the best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico in Group A:
Fred and Neymar's kit vs Mexico pic.twitter.com/QwIB4XyZqK
— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 17, 2014
David Luiz uses muscles in his face to sing which I didn't know we had.
— Gabby Logan (@GabbyLogan) June 17, 2014
BREAKING: David Luiz blasts out the national anthem again! pic.twitter.com/ZNbVaFzoOP
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 17, 2014
Lol at the Mexican commentator saying Neymar went to acting school ??
— julie (@_julieayala) June 17, 2014
Neymar gets on his knees more than a russian prostitute.
— Nexy (@martyk96) June 17, 2014
Dani Alves uses his new gray hair to talk himself out of a yellow card, telling the referee, "I am but a humble senior citizen."
— John Green (@sportswithjohn) June 17, 2014
Neymar falls to his knees in front of balls more than Dwyane Wade and Kim Kardashian combined! #BRAvsMEX
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) June 17, 2014
NEYMAR EVERY FIVE MINUTES #WorldCup2014 #MexicoVsBrasil pic.twitter.com/WG4zxlhYVa
— Lea Alison (@DreamyHeros1D) June 17, 2014
Neymar crying because he realised he will always be half the player I am. pic.twitter.com/8ssm8wq3VO
— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) June 17, 2014
Unknown Fact: Dani Alves once had a successful pop career as part of No Doubt. #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/H7VB19LPGC
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 17, 2014
Neymar just had half of Mexico running after him ??????????
— bry (@this_is_brasil) June 17, 2014
2 things I have learnt about David Luiz tonight… 1. He can Sing. 2. He can't defend….. #50mMyArse
— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) June 17, 2014
How many Mexican players does it take to stop Neymar???
A lot it seems..
— Jason (@wayyoff) June 17, 2014
Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has 6 fingers on his right hand – pic.twitter.com/VjBS4JUoqg
— World Cup 2014 (@WorldCupPosts) June 17, 2014
This cartoon says it all! #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014
#WorldCup pic.twitter.com/nvHKCC21E4
— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014
I can't stop laughing #BrazilvsMexico #neymar pic.twitter.com/waJUaOIqDb
— ziallly (@Paranorniall_) June 17, 2014
And the Rio statue memes continue… #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/OiGCpM7EtX
— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014
OSCAR AND NEYMAR COULD SCORE IN MY GOAL ANYTIME pic.twitter.com/Od3aQ7yv1Y
— yomna (@niialIl) June 17, 2014
Neymar is 22 and playing in a World Cup. I'm 24 and sitting watching football while eating pizza. Let's be honest Neymar would love to be me
— Moooooork (@ph1lp0tt0) June 17, 2014
Mexicans seeing Neymar dribble at the defense pic.twitter.com/7bmbCbGOv6
— ScHoolboy AU (@GolazoDeUnzi) June 17, 2014
Still not as fragile as Neymar pic.twitter.com/0YysWxdLyg
— Astro Boy (@_AyooAnthony_) June 17, 2014
A man of Dani Alves's age should be booked for having that hairstyle.
— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) June 17, 2014
2nd half of #BRAvsMEX is underway. This guy's excited. pic.twitter.com/JrQ1A5rRWu
— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 17, 2014
Dani Alves heading out for the 2nd half. pic.twitter.com/g74b63s4tB
— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) June 17, 2014
Thiago Silva and David Luiz pic.twitter.com/C9559YRVLr
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 17, 2014
If Neymar scores he gonna be like pic.twitter.com/ScHoUuAAaK
— (@N0RES) June 17, 2014
Neymar this is for your exquisite acting pic.twitter.com/PInYsuDTXW
— World Cup 2014 (@WorIdCupp) June 17, 2014
"Back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it, holds it…holds it." #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsMexico pic.twitter.com/gX5HZiHuDc
— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) June 17, 2014
How can anyone sit next this guy? #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/ciLQfUJiGZ
— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014
This match needs more @clint_dempsey. #BRAvMEX
— Seattle Sounders FC (@SoundersFC) June 17, 2014
Brazil are forced to substitute off Oscar due to child labor restrictions. On comes Willian.
— John Green (@sportswithjohn) June 17, 2014
#BRAvsMEX pic.twitter.com/6r0LdimoQP
— SNOOPY ® (@EmanoelM0reira) June 17, 2014
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