The best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico

The best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico, the second goalless draw of the World Cup and a frustrating match for the hosts.

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The best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico, the second goalless draw of the World Cup and a frustrating match for the hosts.


In the most entertaining nil-all draw of the tournament so far, there was a lot to talk about as the Brazilians struggled to break down a strong Mexican side with a goalkeeper in fine form.

This is a selection of the best jokes and tweets from Brazil 0-0 Mexico in Group A:

Fred and Neymar's kit vs Mexico pic.twitter.com/QwIB4XyZqK

— Footy Humour (@FootyHumour) June 17, 2014

David Luiz uses muscles in his face to sing which I didn't know we had.

— Gabby Logan (@GabbyLogan) June 17, 2014

BREAKING: David Luiz blasts out the national anthem again! pic.twitter.com/ZNbVaFzoOP

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) June 17, 2014

Lol at the Mexican commentator saying Neymar went to acting school ??

— julie (@_julieayala) June 17, 2014

Neymar gets on his knees more than a russian prostitute.

— Nexy (@martyk96) June 17, 2014

Dani Alves uses his new gray hair to talk himself out of a yellow card, telling the referee, "I am but a humble senior citizen."

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) June 17, 2014

Neymar falls to his knees in front of balls more than Dwyane Wade and Kim Kardashian combined! #BRAvsMEX

— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) June 17, 2014

NEYMAR EVERY FIVE MINUTES #WorldCup2014 #MexicoVsBrasil pic.twitter.com/WG4zxlhYVa

— Lea Alison (@DreamyHeros1D) June 17, 2014

Neymar crying because he realised he will always be half the player I am. pic.twitter.com/8ssm8wq3VO

— Gareth Bale (@GarethBale22) June 17, 2014

Unknown Fact: Dani Alves once had a successful pop career as part of No Doubt. #BrazilNuts pic.twitter.com/H7VB19LPGC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 17, 2014

Neymar just had half of Mexico running after him ??????????

— bry (@this_is_brasil) June 17, 2014

2 things I have learnt about David Luiz tonight… 1. He can Sing. 2. He can't defend….. #50mMyArse

— Michael Vaughan (@MichaelVaughan) June 17, 2014

How many Mexican players does it take to stop Neymar??? A lot it seems..

— Jason (@wayyoff) June 17, 2014

Mexican goalkeeper Guillermo Ochoa has 6 fingers on his right hand – pic.twitter.com/VjBS4JUoqg

— World Cup 2014 (@WorldCupPosts) June 17, 2014

This cartoon says it all! #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/nvHKCC21E4

— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014

I can't stop laughing #BrazilvsMexico #neymar pic.twitter.com/waJUaOIqDb

— ziallly (@Paranorniall_) June 17, 2014

And the Rio statue memes continue… #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/OiGCpM7EtX

— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014


— yomna (@niialIl) June 17, 2014

Neymar is 22 and playing in a World Cup. I'm 24 and sitting watching football while eating pizza. Let's be honest Neymar would love to be me

— Moooooork (@ph1lp0tt0) June 17, 2014

Mexicans seeing Neymar dribble at the defense pic.twitter.com/7bmbCbGOv6

— ScHoolboy AU (@GolazoDeUnzi) June 17, 2014

Still not as fragile as Neymar pic.twitter.com/0YysWxdLyg

— Astro Boy (@_AyooAnthony_) June 17, 2014

A man of Dani Alves's age should be booked for having that hairstyle.

— Miguel Delaney (@MiguelDelaney) June 17, 2014

2nd half of #BRAvsMEX is underway. This guy's excited. pic.twitter.com/JrQ1A5rRWu

— ESPN FC (@ESPNFC) June 17, 2014

Dani Alves heading out for the 2nd half. pic.twitter.com/g74b63s4tB

— Soccer Memes (@FBSoccerMemes) June 17, 2014

Thiago Silva and David Luiz pic.twitter.com/C9559YRVLr

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) June 17, 2014

If Neymar scores he gonna be like pic.twitter.com/ScHoUuAAaK

— (@N0RES) June 17, 2014

Neymar this is for your exquisite acting pic.twitter.com/PInYsuDTXW

— World Cup 2014 (@WorIdCupp) June 17, 2014

"Back to the wing, back to the center. Center holds it, holds it…holds it." #WorldCup2014 #BrazilvsMexico pic.twitter.com/gX5HZiHuDc

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) June 17, 2014

How can anyone sit next this guy? #BRAvsMEX #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/ciLQfUJiGZ

— Rami (@Ramisms) June 17, 2014

This match needs more @clint_dempsey. #BRAvMEX

— Seattle Sounders FC (@SoundersFC) June 17, 2014

Brazil are forced to substitute off Oscar due to child labor restrictions. On comes Willian.

— John Green (@sportswithjohn) June 17, 2014

#BRAvsMEX pic.twitter.com/6r0LdimoQP

— SNOOPY ® (@EmanoelM0reira) June 17, 2014