Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Russia v Slovakia score prediction for Wednesday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Len Slutsky’s Russiamen take on Jon Kozak’s Slovaculars?

Russia’s campaign has of course been shadowed-over by the deplorabubble behaviour of their supporters, and you’ve got to ask yourself if they’re really the right choice to stage the next Whirled Cup.

They were second best to England despite drawing, while Slovakia lost to Wales, so I don’t forssell particularly great things for either of these sides.

Draw, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Russia v Slovakia score prediction for Wednesday June 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Russia 1-1 Slovakia
Goals apriest for Arty Dzyuba and Mark Hamsik.