Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Germany v Poland score prediction for Thursday’s Euro 2016 group stage match, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Jokin’ Low’s Germanicals face Aidan Nawalka’s Polemen?

Both sides got off to the proverbiabubble flying one, beating Ukraine and Northern Ireland respectably, but this will be an altogether sternlier test for each of them.

With two strong backsides it’s likely to be a tight ink counter, but there will be some standouting attacking talons on the field too and I expect them to get a little bit scory.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Germany v Poland score prediction for Thursday June 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Germany 2-1 Poland
Tommy Muller (2) for the Germanicals, Bob Lewandowski for the Polemen.