The best Southampton jokes as summer exodus continues

Jokes as players continue to leave the club this summer and the squad starts to look a bit thin.

The pitch could look like this, as suggested in many of the Southampton jokes as their summer player exodus continues
NO PLAYERS: Southampton (Image: Martin Addison)

Check out this collection of the best Southampton jokes as their players continue to leave the club this summer.


It seems as though all of the big names have gone or are rumoured to be going, most to Liverpool.

Yesterday saw yet another one scarper as teenage defender Calum Chambers moved to Arsenal for £12m, while Spurs are reportedly now close to signing Morgan Schneiderlin and Jay Rodriguez.

Will The Saints be able to field a starting line-up when the Premier League season starts? Will the team have to switch to some sort of 5-a-side league?

Who knows! Take a look at this, the best of the Southampton jokes, instead.

At the end of the transfer window Southampton hold a team meeting pic.twitter.com/brPWPMeJUU

— KieranCPhoto (@KierArsenal) July 25, 2014

Southampton owners looking at the first team squad back for preseason pic.twitter.com/B8KyV7FeLm

— Stiles (@AaronDMP9) July 25, 2014

When Koeman arrives for Southampton training pic.twitter.com/nXGmoVYoj5

— Naż (@NabardWaissi) July 25, 2014

Southampton right now… pic.twitter.com/9ItwCQryeK

— Walid Arsenal (@1Walid1) July 26, 2014

Morgan Schneiderlin reports to pre-season training at Southampton. pic.twitter.com/AiSYNWxVKG

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) July 26, 2014

Shout out Koeman pic.twitter.com/o6PAcfY1ps

— CreativSoul (@NanaK247) July 26, 2014

All systems go at Southampton training… pic.twitter.com/0FLLCYK7rE

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 28, 2014

Southampton FC unveil their new 2014-15 team bus #saintsfc pic.twitter.com/aEyVaYeGyi

— My Football Facts (@myfootballfacts) July 28, 2014

#Southampton pic.twitter.com/B4ycaipQI1

— Bryan Melville (@bryanmelville7) July 28, 2014

BREAKING: Southampton announce they will face Blackpool in a 5-a-side friendly this weekend.

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) July 28, 2014

Live pictures of Southampton's pre-season friendly with Blackpool. pic.twitter.com/TH4Tv8nOyo

— Sunday League Footy (@SundayChants) July 28, 2014

Exclusive shots from inside the Southampton dressing as the team meet up for pre season training pic.twitter.com/qV5iq4hxmv

— Jonty Whitehead (@Jontywhitehead) July 28, 2014

Let's have another look at how Southampton's Jay Rodriguez will be training now all his team-mate have gone… pic.twitter.com/PV9yIb03k0

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 28, 2014

Meanwhile, over at Southampton… pic.twitter.com/4Ro9nEwfQj

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) July 27, 2014

I feel like Southampton FC know something we don't.

— Pompidou (@RealMattLucas) July 28, 2014

Southampton next season pic.twitter.com/jusWNzekYh

— Will Bland (@WillBlandd) July 28, 2014

The Southampton tea lady's enjoying her 1st day of training at Liverpool's training ground at Melwood. #LFC #SaintsFC pic.twitter.com/0z6fTahTs1

— BetVictor (@BetVictor) July 29, 2014