The best jokes from Serbia 1-2 Switzerland after last-minute Shaqiri winner

Swiss go second in Group E only on goal difference.

Xherdan Shaqiri scored a late goal and can relax with the jokes from Serbia 1-2 Switzerland at Russia 2018
SCORED: Shaqiri (Image: Steindy)

A 90th-minute winner from Xherdan Shaqiri helped Switzerland to a 2-1 win over Serbia in Kaliningrad on Friday night.

The game looked to be heading for a draw after a Granit Xhaka strike shortly after half-time cancelled out Aleksandar Mitrović’s early header.

But it’s all to play for now in Group E with the Swiss just needing a point against Costa Rica, who have already been eliminated, in their final World Cup group stage game.

Here are the best of the jokes from Serbia 1-2 Switzerland at Russia 2018:


Serbia’s substitutes: Crosstic, Eytwic, Bawzic, Godambic, Sanwic, Opendic, Eatdaric, Abercrombyanfic, Glic, Filthiric, Burndawic, Highpic. #SERSUI #WorldCup18

— Keith Wallace (@mrkeithwallace) June 22, 2018

I assume I'm not the only person that shouts "Shakira Shakira" everytime Shaqiri gets the ball. #SERSUI #WorldCup

— Chris Burgoyne (@ChrisBurgoyne) June 22, 2018

Mike Ashley when he sells Aleksandar Mitrovic for £13 million #NUFC #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/yEoIUd1No7

— Thomas Jones (@tomj191) June 22, 2018

Before his football career took off, Aleksandar Mitrovic was an accomplished Quidditch player. #SERSUI #mitrovic pic.twitter.com/lf8KKEQA6R

— Lizzie Clarke (@LizzieCClarke) June 22, 2018

VAR can only be used on football related decisions, so the Rugby tackle on Mitrovic falls outside its remit #SERSUI #SRBSUI

— Simon Bell (@sbell007ck) June 22, 2018

Harvey Weinstein is apparently thinking about using #VAR in his defence case, as it seems to fail to pick up blatant physical assaults in the box #SERSUI

— Ron Crossbar (@RonCrossbar) June 22, 2018

This is going to be such a loud sneeze. #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/h3mHbm3p4X

— Jimbo (@JimboUnchained) June 22, 2018

Roger Federer edges Novak Djokovic in a close fought match #SERSUI

— Gafar (@MukkySW19) June 22, 2018

Who's got more goals than Messi at the World Cup? #SERSUI #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/azBaq3JBDN

— Kieran (@JokerNUFC) June 22, 2018

The Kosovans look to have beaten the Serbs #WorldCup2018 #SERSUI

— Peter Geoghegan (@PeterKGeoghegan) June 22, 2018

When I think about the pros and cons of Switzerland I always think that their flag is a big plus #WorldCup #SERSUI

— Smash (@The_Smash) June 22, 2018

#Shaqiri #Hulk our HERO #SERSUI #Switzerland @XS_11official pic.twitter.com/8xclZfR3lX

— Aji Yahya (@ajisaeedyahya) June 22, 2018


Every Serbian now #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/EgyVgiBlsB

— Ali Ali Jandro ن (@WhenISayGoYeah) June 22, 2018

We all deserve someone who holds us as close as Switzerland held Mitrović. #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/Vth4h1YlL7

— Arrash Arya Yassaee (@ArrashYassaee) June 22, 2018


Switzerland are exempt from VAR decisions against them as they store all the FIFA gold. #SERSUI

— Justice 4 Sandcastles #J4S (@Seasider06) June 22, 2018


The Swiss seem to be on a roll #SERSUI

— Lakeslandlord (@lakeslandlord) June 22, 2018

Chocolate is free Tonight in Switzerland . #SERSUI #worldcup

— Lerato Phoku (@lerato_phoku) June 22, 2018

"And there is the man who scored the goal" Really? #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/IoqCj07YuI

— GothicGoose (@Gothicgoose) June 22, 2018

Xhaka and Shaqiri should come to the premiership and play! #SERSUI

— cm0102legends (@cm0102legends) June 22, 2018

Just heard a bang from our apartment block. Not sure if it was the Serbian family smashing their telly or the Swiss family throwing toblerones about #SERSUI

— Grundy. (@GrundyOxford) June 22, 2018

Can't believe VAR didn't give a penalty against FIFA President Gianni Infantino's Switzerland #SERSUI #SRBSUI

— Iain F (@iaindroid) June 22, 2018

#SERSUI Dear VAR , I'm watching this with a load of pals with a few beers on a smallish TV. You have 6 blokes watching it on big screens…with no beer. We all saw this. Why didn't you ? pic.twitter.com/voQGwgPEZi

— Mutley (@nooouch) June 22, 2018

So glad FIFA have introduced #VAR for this tournament. #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/07AEDlJgHU

— Peperami Animal (@Peperami) June 22, 2018

Good goal Shaq. #Shaqiri #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/kvG2oDisgX

— Jim (@what_jim_said) June 22, 2018

When your that excited you throw your whee of cheese #SERSUI pic.twitter.com/dux9anbLPp

— Ian Smith (@yans15) June 22, 2018