The best jokes from Brazil 1-1 Switzerland as Behrami patrols Neymar in World Cup Group E opener

Disappointment for pre-tournament favourites.

Valon Behrami's performance was the catalyst for many of these Neymar tweets and jokes from Brazil 1-1 Switzerland at World Cup Russia 2018
(Image: Steindy)

Brazil were held to a 1-1 draw with Switzerland on Sunday, failing to win their opening game of a World Cup finals for the first time in 40 years.

The pre-tournament favourites were unable to build upon Philippe Coutinho first-half strike before a Swiss reply shortly after half-time in the Group E clash.

Much focus was on Brazilian star Neymar who, expertly marshalled by Valon Behrami, faced an onslaught of tough challenges and spent much of the game on the floor.

These were the best Neymar tweets, and jokes from Brazil 1-1 Switzerland at Russia 2018:

Switzerland are playing. The Swiss flag isn't angry, but it is a little cross. #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/kxhqLBChxb

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 17, 2018

Congrats to Super Noodles for their innovative sponsor effort with Neymar's hairstyle. #BRASUI #BRA #WorldCup

— Nizaar Kinsella (@NizaarKinsella) June 17, 2018

What a summer he's having. #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/I7iTfp7sqx

— BoyleSports (@BoyleSports) June 17, 2018

Really enjoying this Bradford Vs Swindon match. #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/FSVUdLH2t1

— Rachel Burns (@RachJBurns) June 17, 2018

Miranda clearly pushed, as this VAR footage shows!#BRASUI pic.twitter.com/FIHXXAiAMF

— ⚽️442oons⚽️ (@442oons) June 17, 2018

I am still laughing at this 😂 #BRA #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/poYSuty0VD

— Daniela (@dani1292) June 17, 2018



when you step in a wet spot with socks on:#WorldCup #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/i5RPpWDcrg

— Sascha (@saschawh) June 17, 2018

me at children's parties #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/6elTxb0hBF

— Andrew (@AndrewGauld) June 17, 2018


Lord Flasheart Jr #BRASUI #worldcup2018 #neymar pic.twitter.com/Hxgt1xZWFM

— Brian Butterfield (@MrBButterfield) June 17, 2018

Me when I see a spider. #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/B42sy9Mkur

— Elora Maxwell1️⃣7️⃣ (@EloraMaxwell) June 17, 2018

Me trying to count the times Neymar falls during this game #WorldCup #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/WeKg2NCS9y

— anastasia | гоночная неделя (@a_her_o) June 17, 2018

All the big teams aren't doing well


The only country doing well is Cristiano Ronaldo. #BRASUI #CRONGA #worldcup

— David (@uyioutthebox) June 17, 2018

most exciting part of that match was this #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/2Bwnt3ogn8

— Gee (@g0rgey) June 17, 2018

Switzerland players when they saw Neymar with the ball.😂😂😂😂#WorldCup #FifaWorldCup2018 #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/FzFCLo06X4

— Lord Siphosensimbi (@SpArKsMaN_SA) June 17, 2018

"Is this your Queen? " #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/hjcFFrnNhF

— The Instigator (@Am_Blujay) June 17, 2018

Make Neymar Great Again!!#BRASUI #BRAxSUI #Brazil #Neymarhair #Neymar pic.twitter.com/GKv5JEzx1n

— Ahmed Saleban (@AhmedozOfficial) June 17, 2018

Neymar just love Russian grass#BRASUI pic.twitter.com/0O0l4QRuPj

— Ife (@Ifelog) June 17, 2018

You gotta give it up to Switzerland. Playing the entire match with injured players and still managing to hold Brazil is not an easy task👏👏👏 #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/N9adYiLfAZ

— Elmæd (@l_maddo) June 17, 2018


I see no difference #BRASUI pic.twitter.com/wrI6CGcef4

— Justin (@JCalvert3) June 17, 2018