An attacking Peruvian side, making their first appearance at a World Cup finals for 36 years, were unable to score against Denmark in their Group C opener at Russia 2018 on Saturday.
Peru’s Christian Cueva blazed a penalty over the bar and had to be consoled by teammates following another controversial intervention by the VAR system in use at these finals.
Yussuf Poulsen scored the only goal of the game after being released by Christian Eriksen midway through the second half.
These were the best tweets jokes from Peru 0-1 Denmark:
I said, what's the hashtag for the Peru – Denmark match?https://t.co/h5UFbdh7pL
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) June 16, 2018
If there's a hipster match during this World Cup, it's this one right here. #PERDEN
— Constantin Eckner (@cc_eckner) June 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/BBCMOTD/status/1008019358629679105
My father is up for Peru "because the Danes invaded us."
I point out that was the Vikings during the Middle Ages. He goes: "I always remember these things."
Total. Diehard #PERDEN
— Eoin Kelleher (@eoinyk) June 16, 2018
When you mistakenly zip your Di*k after urinating #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/NhxxMa18aE
— JOKUNLE (@Jokunle) June 16, 2018
8 minutes in & #Peru with 66% of the ball!
Not seen such fantastic Peruvian possession stats since these 2….#PERDEN#WorldCup pic.twitter.com/uYf4m4Xg5U
— My Racing Tips (@myracingtips) June 16, 2018
Big Mac Meal
Coke
Carrot sticks
*delete*
Fries pic.twitter.com/XWkxqwZ10r— Martin Gritton (@MGritton) June 16, 2018
I totally agree #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/vq75OnnITZ
— Gleen (@glenndiggity) June 16, 2018
When your mate finds out the girl he's been grafting on has a boyfriend pic.twitter.com/f8D5Dn9Vdy
— ODDSbible (@ODDSbible) June 16, 2018
Watching Peru makes me thirsty.#PERDEN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/vsNmHs4sC7
— Scott W. (@Scott_W88) June 16, 2018
You won't win anything with kits but I love Peru's. #PERDEN #WorldCup
— Henry Winter (@henrywinter) June 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1008043908356591616
This is one of those games on FIFA you lose 1-0 and just turn the console off furious. #PERDEN
— Daniel Tiluk (@danieltiluk) June 16, 2018
Difficult for me to watch this game between Peru and Denmark, every time the commentator says “Danish”, I say “Yes” loudly. #PERDEN
— Danish Sait (@DanishSait) June 16, 2018
He should have stayed in music #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/kf8GgHArga
— Lexi Alexander (@Lexialex) June 16, 2018
The ball shot during the Cueva's #penalty (Peru – Denmark) has been retrieved.#per #den #Danemark #Peru #PERDAN #PERDEN #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/q7n1vd9IPk
— Le Castor Masqué (@TheMaskedBeaver) June 16, 2018
Last day of A-levels, sixth formers allowed to lose the ties #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/255grbbdjy
— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) June 16, 2018
https://twitter.com/Jhcoops97/status/1008035782613925894
Peru penalty just landed #PERDEN pic.twitter.com/Ja3QDGFpYv
— NOEL (@noelvineradio) June 16, 2018
VAR is just stupid. Stupid. I don't care if it's "correct" or not. Its the sort of boring, clunky, innovation that if the USA had come up with it first we'd have all laughed at. So. No wrong decision ever from now on eh? Hoo fuckin ray.#PERDEN
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 16, 2018