The Group C clash between Denmark and Australia ended 1-1, leaving both sides’ hopes of progressing to the World Cup last-16 hanging in the balance.
Spurs star Christian Eriksen gave the Danes an early lead with a sublime finish, with Aston Villa’s Mile Jedinak equalising from the penalty spot.
Australia were once again the beneficiaries of a VAR decision, a Yussuf Poulsen handball the culprit on this occasion.
Much of the discussion concerned Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark who was born and raised in Tasmania, only setting foot in Denmark in her 20s.
These were the best jokes from Denmark 1-1 Australia at Russia 2018:
Full kit wankers. #VAR#WorldCup #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/5lhuICWIFy
— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) June 21, 2018
Watching the World Cup and all I can think is how did they make the grass different colours?! #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/AwiYM9JytZ
— Talissa Bazaz (@Talissa_Bazaz) June 21, 2018
The most annoying thing is that Eriksen is likeable. Can’t even hate him for scoring. #DENAUS #WorldCup18 #gosocceroos
— Rob McLean (@ReverendRobP10) June 21, 2018
Sorry @sbs. It's not late enough yet to show such graphic content #DENAUS
— Quentin Hull (@QuentinHull) June 21, 2018
In the change rooms at half-time, Kruse should do the right thing…..and call a cab to the airport and fuck off home. #DENAUS #WorldCup
— Swearing Sports AUS (@SwearingAUS) June 21, 2018
Hoping for a draw like … #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/Rcy2dpfq6h
— Maddie Palmer (@msmaddiep) June 21, 2018
At this stage, Denmark are just too good-looking #DENAUS
— Ben Cubby (@bencubby) June 21, 2018
BRB JUST THROWING OUT ALL MY SON’S LEGO… #DENAUS
— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) June 21, 2018
VAR has been Australia's best player this World Cup.#WorldCup #DEN #AUS #DENAUS
— Football Tweet (@Football__Tweet) June 21, 2018
I hope Princess Mary is giving it to her kids right now. #DENAUS #WorldCup #Socceroos
— adam rozenbachs (@arozenbachs) June 21, 2018
So, when is it ok to discuss how ridiculous that penalty was? #DENAUS
— Sam McClure (@sam_mcclure) June 21, 2018
JEDINAK CHANNELLING BOTH RASPUTIN AND THE SPIRIT OF A PARTICULARLY ENTHUSIASTIC EDWARDIAN CRICKETER #DENAUS
— Van Badham (@vanbadham) June 21, 2018
The perfect modern footballer according to the interfering crumbs and sour old gargoyles in charge of snooping on football matches via VAR. #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/9qshBgByNi
— Danny Baker (@prodnose) June 21, 2018
when you discover your live stream is a little delayed #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/XRq0pWqp23
— Farmering Dad (@DamienCWalker) June 21, 2018
Who would you want kicking a penalty if your life depended on it? #DENAUS MILE JEDINAK that's who
— Baroness Barbara (@barbwodecki) June 21, 2018
The Dobes halftime talk.
Lads, we need more of this, and less of whatever else you are doing out there.#DENAUS pic.twitter.com/uxdVRBdhXi
— Chris Duckett (@dobes) June 21, 2018
Give us back Princess Mary you Aryan crooks #DENAUS
— elle hardy (@ellehardy) June 21, 2018
Is Cahill on a sightseeing tour? #DENAUS #aus #den
— Latika M Bourke (@latikambourke) June 21, 2018
Meals denied to starving children:
Messi: 10 000
Jedinak: 0#DENAUS— Thomas (@tburchaa) June 21, 2018
Alan greatly regrets this now. #DENAUS https://t.co/03Y34FhLVk
— Джейми (@VuvuZuvela) June 21, 2018
Kruse from Australia looks like the type of guy the IT department would send up if you were having computer problems in work. #DENAUS
— Northside Rugger (@northsiderugger) June 21, 2018
Concrete pic.twitter.com/QmAzcwuJEp
— Sharpy (@j0sharp) June 21, 2018
Me holding back from teeing off on all the "WHY DIDN'T HE BRING CAHILL ON?" takes #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/2IP3AyVQXR
— Dean Bilton (@Dean_Bilton) June 21, 2018
Princess Mary would be happy with that result. #DENAUS
— lehmo (@lehmo23) June 21, 2018
i have been leaving these in our opponent's locker rooms and i think it is working everyone #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/LuZJeRx8zd
— jess wheeler (@wheelswordsmith) June 21, 2018
"Australian best player is VAR!"#DENAUS pic.twitter.com/Unwfgr1kgK
— Jemet (@Lespiedsoujveut) June 21, 2018
“Schmeichel was never going to get there” – repeated on 2 different replays by Warren Barton clearly showing Schmeichel getting there. #DENAUS
— Bros Talking Soccer (@BTSoccerPod) June 21, 2018
FIFA could save themselves a lot of VAR controversy by quickly asking Clattenberg what he would have given, then doing the opposite. #CPFC #DENAUS
— Kevin Hunter Day (@kevinhunterday) June 21, 2018
Correction:
Consummate professionals wearing fetching uniforms doing a great job under incredibly challenging conditions. #DENAUS #WorldCup https://t.co/cxgM4oT83Q— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) June 21, 2018
So there’s this. #DENAUS #worldcup pic.twitter.com/MPtXM1UFiC
— Cameron Atfield (Кэмерон Атфилд) (@CameronAtfield) June 21, 2018
Aussies are too tough and hard for these smooth skinned handsome Danes. #DENAUS
— Dave Hughes (@DHughesy) June 21, 2018
https://twitter.com/TheSportsman/status/1009793327334608896
To be fair, to truly equalise with Denmark we’d have to go and find a real estate agent in Jutland and make her our queen. #DENAUS
— Adam Liaw (@adamliaw) June 21, 2018
I for one welcome our new technology overlords. #DENAUS pic.twitter.com/MOJ2XMOwdk
— Anna Harrington (@AnnaHarrington) June 21, 2018