These are all the best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine as the current world champions get their Euro 2016 campaign in France off to a winning start.
In one of the more exciting matches so far, goals from Shkodran Mustafi and Bastian Schweinsteiger, plus some excellent goalkeeping from Manuel Neuer and a terrific goal-line clearance from Jérôme Boateng, were enough to see off the Ukrainian challenge in Lille.
Here are the best jokes from Germany 2-0 Ukraine in Group C on Sunday night:
Looking at the stands it looks like the Germans have invaded France…not for the first time.#GERUKR
— waz (@sortofclown) June 12, 2016
Big evening for Scottish football – the nation pack bars and pubs, proud to get behind Willie Collum in his role as 4th official at #GERUKR
— OnlyAnExcuse (@OnlyAnExcuse) June 12, 2016
Simple gray t-shirt for Löw today. Men will raid H&M, Zara and other retailers tomorrow #GERUKR
— Bayern Central (@bayerncentral) June 12, 2016
Gotze is playing as a false nein. #GERUKR
— McGuinness (@shortlightugly) June 12, 2016
Thanks to the #EURO2016 organisers for bringing a kit for Per @mertesacker! Unfortunately he's retired 😉 #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/e2Z1SUJTdP
— Germany (@DFB_Team_EN) June 12, 2016
Lino looks like a cruise ship magician. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/RKApmBnUxi
— A.J. O'Toole (@AJoToole) June 12, 2016
Efficient German engineering doesn't extend to deodorant.#GERUKR #GER pic.twitter.com/ijwdpsvlMz
— Excited Barry (@excitedbarry) June 12, 2016
#Neuer going all Octopus with those saves 🐙#GER #GERUKR #EURO2016 pic.twitter.com/3If0DvCiWQ
— Betsafe (@Betsafe) June 12, 2016
Ukraine approaching Neuer's goal. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/zlnpMou5Px
— Cristian Nyari (@CrisNyari) June 12, 2016
Gee, the French are efficient. Takes them under a minute to replace a corner flag #GERUKR
— Bayern Central (@bayerncentral) June 12, 2016
After this soccer match everyone wants to live next door to #boateng #GERUKR
— Benni Mack (@bennimack) June 12, 2016
"Referee Martin Atkinson blows" – I dunno, thought he's been having a decent game#GERUKR
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 12, 2016
Muller should take corners. Muller Corner. #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/t12Rfxhxoe
— ilyas (@AKHNXTDOOR) June 12, 2016
I heard y'all want to change the "save" icon? Here's an idea: #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/YY9MB6msSy
— Sham Jaff (@sham_jaff) June 12, 2016
Football is not for clowns! #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/VlITFHOc9b
— Ibratweetovic (@ibratweetovic) June 12, 2016
I honestly thought this Balloon was in my room #EURO2016 #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/kUh5TyepZo
— Liam Beck (@BeckLiam) June 12, 2016
1 luftballoon. Another 98 to find #GERUKR
— Sam (@samjoecarpenter) June 12, 2016
You see it… you saw it… #Müller #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/E1sTvyz2pY
— Boris Mayer (@BorisMayer) June 12, 2016
when you hear that someone scored a goal while you sit on the toilet #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/4dsu7nnmlN
— lisa☄ (@artwxlf) June 12, 2016
I think the Ukrainian tactics should be to fall back, burning everything between them and the advancing Germans.
#GERUKR #EURO2016— Wilde Thingy (@WildeThingy) June 12, 2016
wtf, i'm the coach here #ukr #GERUKR pic.twitter.com/GzRArPF0gR
— Alessio (@AlessioAjPardo) June 12, 2016
My wife says the German goalkeeper should earn less than the Ukrainian because his job is not as stressful #GERUKR
— Sébastien Lefebvre (@S_Lefebvre) June 12, 2016
Get your knife & fork out for that one! Ozil prepared & served that number on a silver platter! 🍴🍴🍴🍴#GERUKR
— Jimmy Bullard (@jimmybullard) June 12, 2016
#GERUKR Schweinsteiger covered more distance during his goal celebration today than all season at ManU. #fact
— gök wuz here (@dasecho) June 12, 2016
As Gary Lineker said, Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win #GERUKR
— Beth (@BethShave) June 12, 2016
Smell of Victory😂😂😂#GERUKR pic.twitter.com/NyH3o26a7H
— Bayu Asmoro N. (@bayuasmor) June 12, 2016
Highlights #Löw … #GERUKR @Becmade @britishongaku pic.twitter.com/aRVAykNHMP
— MagnumPIo (@magnumpio) June 12, 2016
My god, imagine what Joachim Loew must do in the privacy of his own home. #GERUKR
— theuglygame (@uglygame) June 12, 2016