The best jokes from England Women’s 3-0 World Cup quarter-final win over Norway

Lionesses score their fastest ever goal at the tournament in front of near-capacity crowd in Le Havre.

This fan can enjoy the funny tweets and jokes from Norway 0-3 England in the Women's World Cup quarter-final
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England strolled to victory in their Women’s World Cup quarter-final against Norway on Thursday night.

The Lionesses faced a Scandinavian team, without their star player, at Stade Océane in Le Havre and found themselves in front after just three minutes.

Don't leave me hanging, Dad… ✋#Lionesses #FIFAWWC #ChangeTheGame https://t.co/GjQ6BQXi8W pic.twitter.com/nBlw4rzhiV

— Match of the Day (@BBCMOTD) June 27, 2019

Not long after half-time they were 3-0 up.

These were the best tweets and jokes as England Women beat Norway in the World Cup quarter-finals:

Whoever says the standard of football at the women’s World Cup is below par needs to sit and watch a game. This by far the best dummy I’ve ever seen. #NORENG #WorldCup2019 pic.twitter.com/Tp0oZV5j5K

— GABE (@gabegorman92) June 27, 2019

The camera just cut to David Beckham and his daughter. Harper Seven? No it’s about 8.35 but close. #Lionesses pic.twitter.com/3xlNrQJBOB

— Tony Shepherd (@tonysheps) June 27, 2019

We are all this kid when it comes to David Beckham. pic.twitter.com/vJUDhSE8oJ

— Sam Homewood (@SamHomewood) June 27, 2019

"Hi, guys. We're going to need to you to shut the fuck up."#NORENG pic.twitter.com/56J6av5Iag

— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) June 27, 2019

Lucy Bronze? More like Lucy TWENTY FOUR KARAT GOLD. #NORENG

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 27, 2019



David Beckham getting everything out of his ciggie there! #NORENG pic.twitter.com/1UCasf0rMq

— Chris Hootwills (@Dads_Ace) June 27, 2019


Nice to see Neils bird getting on the scoresheet for England #Lionesses #inbetweeners pic.twitter.com/QDebIsBN43

— Olner. (@olnerrr) June 27, 2019

It's coming somewhere WHERE IS IT COMING #NORENG pic.twitter.com/JQOah7JPUu

— Rebecca Myers (@rebeccacmyers) June 27, 2019


Are we allowed to sing “that” song yet? #Lionesses

— Ͳɾօվ Ͳօաղʂҽղժ (@Towno10) June 27, 2019

Neville wears Prada #Lionesses pic.twitter.com/u3qBZrGbLi

— Jonny Sniper (@CharlieClark95) June 27, 2019

All hail my waistcoat!#Lionesses #WWC19 #WWC2019 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/cDtGJip1QV

— Phil Neville’s Waistcoat (@philnevilleswa1) June 27, 2019


Our new favourite thing is Dion Dublin stood awkwardly without any table.#NORENG pic.twitter.com/zNYMFSFLo4

— innocent drinks (@innocent) June 27, 2019