The best jokes as Thibaut Courtois leaves Chelsea for Real Madrid

Departs on a sour note after forcing move.

There were jokes as Thibaut Courtois transferred from Chelsea to Real Madrid
PISSED OFF: Courtois (Image: Ben Sutherland)

Chelsea fans were disappointed to see Thibaut Courtois end his career at the club by forcing through a move to Real Madrid on transfer deadline day.

The goalkeeper has ruined his relationship with the fanbase after arriving at Stamford Bridge way back in 2011, though he spent three seasons on loan at his new side’s rivals in Spain during that time.

Forced to delete a farewell message to supporters after just half an hour following abuse in the comments section, he begins a six-year deal at the Bernabéu on a sour note.

These are the best of the jokes as Thibaut Courtois leaves Chelsea for Real Madrid in a reported £35m deal:



The large scale equivalent of deleting your ex’s nudes from your phone.#Courtois#CFC pic.twitter.com/3RyCr4ELhU

— Louis Beneventi (@Louis_Beneventi) August 9, 2018


Goodbye @thibautcourtois thanks for the memories. pic.twitter.com/QtqQlAWErH

— Super Frank (@ChelseaAction) August 7, 2018


Just been informed by someone of the exact location of Thibaut Courtois. Been told he’s at Longleat zoo in the snake section.

— Jasper (@jaspermather26) August 7, 2018


Courtois leaving?
Kepa: "Calma". pic.twitter.com/om5AR0na8s

— َ (@HakimZ10i) August 7, 2018

A blue whale's vagina is huge enough to fit 3 human beings lying flat in it. It's the 2nd largest cunt after Courtois.

— Adidja Azim (@KevKartel) August 9, 2018


Though if the picture to the right is anything to go by, the Courtois one won’t be going anywhere soon #cfc pic.twitter.com/Ozryvx744a

— Liam Twomey (@liam_twomey) August 9, 2018



— Jon (@BlinderOL9) August 9, 2018

BREAKING: Courtois has failed his medical after it was found he was missing both testicles and his spine.

There was also an issue with his muscle memory which caused an inability to close his legs.

— Chop (@TweetingChop) August 9, 2018




Looks like Chelsea have found the Kepa to replace Courtois.

— Jonas Giæver (@CheGiaevara) August 7, 2018