The best jokes as Rob Green signs for Chelsea

Veteran goalkeeper moves to Stamford Bridge.

Rob Green signing for Chelsea inspired many jokes
GOALIE: Green (Image: John Christian Fjellestad)

Veteran goalkeeper Rob Green has signed for Chelsea, ostensibly as back-up for Thibaut Courtois and Willy Caballero.

The former Norwich, West Ham, QPR, Leeds and England player will also help Maurizio Sarri’s side fulfill their quota of homegrown players.

Nevertheless, the 38-year-old makes for an underwhelming statement as Chelsea look to convince the likes of Eden Hazard to stay.

Here are the best jokes as Rob Green signs for Chelsea:


Your agent should be knighted by the queen

— Mainstandmoaner (@mainstandmouth) July 26, 2018


— Lingardinho Gaucho (@zegoat11) July 26, 2018

Chelsea sign goalkeeper Rob Green after deals for Bruce Grobbelaar and Gordon Banks fall through.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) July 26, 2018

Man Utd and Chelsea fans in 2008:

*Arguing over who deserved to win the CL final*

Man Utd and Chelsea fans in 2018:

*Arguing over who is worse out of Lee Grant and Rob Green*

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) July 25, 2018

Rob Green to Chelsea. Naturally he'll move above Ruben Loftus-Cheek in the midfield pecking order.

— Tom Williams (@tomwfootball) July 25, 2018

A lot of people asking why Chelsea would be interested in a 38-year-old Rob Green…
Free ✔️
Home grown ✔️
Has gloves ✔️
Able to run a car-share to Swindon in the Checkatrade Trophy ✔️

— Dan Levene (@danlevene) July 24, 2018


Rob Green to Chelsea makes a lot of sense. Played under Sarri at Tegoleto, Sansovino, Sangiovannese, Pescara, Arezzo, Avellino, Verona, Perugia, Grosseto, Alessandria, Sorrento and Empoli so knows his methods well and will be a useful lieutenant in the dressing room at Stamford B

— Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) July 25, 2018

If a move for Rob Green falls through, Chelsea are understood to be looking at either Albert Camus or Karol Wojtyła to fill their vacant 3rd keeper slot.

— Dan Levene (@danlevene) July 25, 2018

Honestly if signing Rob Green doesn’t convince Hazard to stay then he seriously can fuck off. We’ve just signed one of the best keepers in the world for him.

— ‏ً (@CFCJords) July 26, 2018

2010 – After signing Rob Green, Chelsea will use their Delorean to go back to 2010 and also buy Glen Johnson and Shaun Wright-Phillips. Doc.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) July 25, 2018

We’re signing Rob Green to help fill our quota of home grown players and we’re signing Pepe Reina to help fill our quota of wankers.

— Kenneth (@NiceGuyKenny) July 26, 2018




Nothing marks the post-world cup comedown quite like Rob Green trending again.

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) July 26, 2018


Rob Green has as much chance of getting a game as I have becoming the next Pope

— Chris Mears (@ChrisMears1) July 25, 2018