Another transfer deadline day is over after a respectable 5pm close on Thursday evening followed a frenetic day of rumours and signings.
Manchester United continued their search for a centre-back, with little success, while Tottenham became the first ever Premier League side to not sign anybody in the summer window.
These were the best transfer deadline day jokes this year:
Morning. #DeadlineDay is here pic.twitter.com/lHxh6416Lq
— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/MichelleOwen7/status/1027279381813710851
Dave from Accounts sauntering around putting on a Jim White accent shouting "Just a few hours to go until the transfer window slams shut."
I wish you'd slam shut, Dave. pic.twitter.com/7YV1UPjO00
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/Doc_Joshi/status/1027539904396488704
https://twitter.com/SimplyMuto/status/1027304977851666433
https://twitter.com/MorataReloaded/status/1027405091026792448
https://twitter.com/SwearingSport/status/1027469602605826050
It feels like Jordan or André Ayew have been sold on every transfer deadline day for the past ten years. #DeadlineDay
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018
The next central defender Man Utd will try and sign is:
Number 39, Diego Godin. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/2sR3t4hogo
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018
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Gary Wackett pic.twitter.com/RTAeJ1xhtL— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018
"Can you play centre back?" pic.twitter.com/dr09kG9bed
— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) August 9, 2018
Eastenders are having a better transfer window than Spurs… https://t.co/J6tI4p2Knv
— The Tears of a Clown (@Modmuffin) August 8, 2018
https://twitter.com/RichardTheBurns/status/1027489989276327936
Hang on Kurt Zouma‘s middle name is Happy? We’ll soon change that. pic.twitter.com/Nr57ltnLp0
— Darren (@nsno_83) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/LastWordOnSpurs/status/1027496090608836608
The whole world is helping @ManUtd and Jose Mourinho look for a centre back right now.. #DeadlineDay #MUFC pic.twitter.com/hnYz9wSqPl
— Kola Oladejo (@_Capello) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/HighleyKassim/status/1027511187754364928
https://twitter.com/deancooper75/status/1027558021336064000
https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews00/status/1027439098926194690
https://twitter.com/ThatShapwaKid/status/1027583877399932928
"Man U came in for me, but I told Claude I'd stay at Leicester. What can I say, I'm not afraid of commitment. Not like those other lads." #LCFC #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/d9jbHEb6Ln
— The Pride of London (@PrideOLondon) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/m_maguire23/status/1027576581659734017
Hearing ‘Big Dave’ (Dog and Duck Center Half from the Blackburn combination league) is currently parked up at Carrington
He might just be autograph hunting as his kids are in the back of his Sierra, but I’ll keep you posted #DeadlineDay #Desperate
— Adam Catterall (@AdamCatterall) August 9, 2018
Can the app play centre back??
— Man Utd Updatez Ⓜ️ (@ManUtdUpdatez) August 9, 2018
Sky Sports News have just showed their reporter being splashed by a car for the 854th time today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ac20SQB43I
— FUN88 (@fun88eng) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/BermondseyBoy68/status/1027557986993152000
https://twitter.com/themartinsamuel/status/1027555829233446913
Abdi moves from the beach
To hotel swimming pool #DeadlineDay #swfc— S9 Owl (@stevenowls) August 9, 2018
Danny Ings on his way to Southampton from Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/unX6jP60Gt
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018
https://twitter.com/eaglemoustache/status/1027569084051988480
https://twitter.com/ckanyi80/status/1027582756430049280
https://twitter.com/scoobsfor/status/1027586612329361408
At least we got a new app. #DeadlineDay
— romero & matic_fan (@UnitedView7) August 9, 2018