The best transfer deadline day jokes as summer window closes at 5pm

Manchester United continue their search for a centre-back.

There were transfer deadline day jokes as contracts were signed right up until the 2018 summer window shut
SIGNED: Contracts

Another transfer deadline day is over after a respectable 5pm close on Thursday evening followed a frenetic day of rumours and signings.

Manchester United continued their search for a centre-back, with little success, while Tottenham became the first ever Premier League side to not sign anybody in the summer window.

These were the best transfer deadline day jokes this year:

Morning. #DeadlineDay is here pic.twitter.com/lHxh6416Lq

— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018


Dave from Accounts sauntering around putting on a Jim White accent shouting "Just a few hours to go until the transfer window slams shut."

I wish you'd slam shut, Dave. pic.twitter.com/7YV1UPjO00

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018





It feels like Jordan or André Ayew have been sold on every transfer deadline day for the past ten years. #DeadlineDay

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

The next central defender Man Utd will try and sign is:

Number 39, Diego Godin. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/2sR3t4hogo

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018

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D̶i̶e̶g̶o̶ ̶G̶o̶d̶i̶n̶
Gary Wackett pic.twitter.com/RTAeJ1xhtL

— Coral (@Coral) August 9, 2018

"Can you play centre back?" pic.twitter.com/dr09kG9bed

— Jonny Sharples (@JonnyGabriel) August 9, 2018

Eastenders are having a better transfer window than Spurs… https://t.co/J6tI4p2Knv

— The Tears of a Clown (@Modmuffin) August 8, 2018


Hang on Kurt Zouma‘s middle name is Happy? We’ll soon change that. pic.twitter.com/Nr57ltnLp0

— Darren (@nsno_83) August 9, 2018


The whole world is helping @ManUtd and Jose Mourinho look for a centre back right now.. #DeadlineDay #MUFC pic.twitter.com/hnYz9wSqPl

— Kola Oladejo (@_Capello) August 9, 2018





"Man U came in for me, but I told Claude I'd stay at Leicester. What can I say, I'm not afraid of commitment. Not like those other lads." #LCFC #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/d9jbHEb6Ln

— The Pride of London (@PrideOLondon) August 9, 2018


Hearing ‘Big Dave’ (Dog and Duck Center Half from the Blackburn combination league) is currently parked up at Carrington

He might just be autograph hunting as his kids are in the back of his Sierra, but I’ll keep you posted #DeadlineDay #Desperate

— Adam Catterall (@AdamCatterall) August 9, 2018

Can the app play centre back??

— Man Utd Updatez Ⓜ️ (@ManUtdUpdatez) August 9, 2018

Sky Sports News have just showed their reporter being splashed by a car for the 854th time today #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ac20SQB43I

— FUN88 (@fun88eng) August 9, 2018



Abdi moves from the beach
To hotel swimming pool #DeadlineDay #swfc

— S9 Owl (@stevenowls) August 9, 2018

Danny Ings on his way to Southampton from Liverpool. pic.twitter.com/unX6jP60Gt

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) August 9, 2018




At least we got a new app. #DeadlineDay

— romero & matic_fan (@UnitedView7) August 9, 2018