The best jokes as Southampton face Liverpool team full of their old players

Virgil van Dijk enlarges legion of former stars.

After the transfer of Virgil van Dijk, Southampton were beaten 0-2 by a Liverpool side with lots of ex-players and there were many jokes
MOST RECENT DESERTER: van Dijk (Image: Brian Hargadon)

Southampton were beaten 0-2 at St Mary’s on Sunday by a Liverpool side made up of several familiar faces to the home fans as a recently enlarged legion of ex-players came to face them.

With the addition of Virgil van Dijk, returning to the ground for the first time since his big-money move in January, the visitors had five former Southampton stars in their matchday squad.

These were the best jokes as Southampton faced Liverpool team full of their old players:


When Liverpool play at Southampton the home players' shirts should just say "Add to Cart" on the front.

— Saint Grobian (@Saint_Grobian) February 11, 2018

When Liverpool play Southampton pic.twitter.com/YNLh9rrIli

— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) February 11, 2018


Big tactical mistake by Southampton not to play the big pile of Cash they received from Liverpool in neat stacks of Twenties along their own goal line

— roger bennett (@rogbennett) February 11, 2018

'Dad, it's been 80 minutes, do we have to keep booing?'

'Yes, look here comes Lallana. A fresh one. Boooooooooo'

'What's the point, though?'

'Just f*cking do it'

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 11, 2018

Jurgen Klopp bringing Dejan Lovren on with two minutes to go is just taking the piss.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 11, 2018






Full time: Southampton B 0-2 Southampton A#SOULIV pic.twitter.com/EVblxCygT2

— Ladbrokes (@Ladbrokes) February 11, 2018