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The best jokes after England lose Nations League semi-final to Holland

Dodgy defending in Portugal sends Southgate's side into third-place play-off.

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Gareth Southgate will not want to see the funny tweets and jokes after England lose 3-1 to Holland in the UEFA Nations League semi-final
(Image: YouTube/Sky News)

England were beaten 3-1 by Holland in Portugal on Thursday night in the semi-finals of the first ever UEFA Nations League tournament.

The hopes of a trophy for Gareth Southgate’s side were dashed as their opponents overturned a one goal deficit after extra time at Estádio D. Afonso Henriques.

Memphis Depay produced twice as many shots on target (6) as the entire England squad combined in the Nations League semi-final.

Not on the scoresheet himself, but a part to play in all three Netherlands goals. pic.twitter.com/5TNXRrFSuE

— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 6, 2019

An extremely tight offside decision given by VAR disallowed a Jesse Lingard goal and helped the Dutch to the last stage of the competition.

Some disastrous defending then led to an own goal by England defender Kyle Walker.

Everytime England are passing it around the back pic.twitter.com/CzwZioHrKu

— Will (@will_oufc) June 6, 2019

Yet more passing around at the back meant they conceded a third 17 minutes later.

These were the best tweets and jokes as England are beaten 3-1 by Netherlands in a UEFA Nations League semi-final:

England fans just 15 minutes away from classing the Uefa Nations League as a stupid friendly competition they never wanted to win anyway.

— FootballJOE (@FootballJOE) June 6, 2019

This is so poor from England. I should of watched love island

— Yungen (@YungenPlayDirty) June 6, 2019

VAR is checking to see if England are any good at playing out from the back….

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 6, 2019

Check is over. VAR finds that England are shite at playing out from the back.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 6, 2019

Beating Panama and Tunisia has really gone to the heads of England who are now trying to play like prime Barcelona

— Ninian Opinion (@NinianOpinion) June 6, 2019

These Stones can play better football than John Stones. pic.twitter.com/g832oqjEum

— Co (@hencory) June 6, 2019

My belief that England will challenge for trophies in the near future…. #ENGNED #NEDENG pic.twitter.com/KltKu7FCXu

— Jamie Pickett (@JLP311) June 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/pieandbov/status/1136744478507769873

Important to remember that the Nations League was only a proper competition and a welcome addition to the calendar when England were good at it.

— Rory Smith (@RorySmith) June 6, 2019

Good play from John Stones there pic.twitter.com/ZpLHXJxxeK

— Craig (@mrcraigo10) June 6, 2019

VAR is checking to see if John Stones is a professional footballer

— Joe Jefferies (@JoeJefferies5) June 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/joshrogershere/status/1136744703020474382

Shame about the defeat but England clear winners in bringing violence to Portugal.

— Simon Stone (@sistoney67) June 6, 2019

John Stones there #NEDENG pic.twitter.com/Y765O9sXif

— Jordan (@Jorc94) June 6, 2019

England are going to be the first team to play a 3rd/4th playoff in consecutive years, which feels very on brand

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) June 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/GaryLineker/status/1136746111002189846

A moment of silence for the lost t-shirt sales.

— Almost, Not Really (@AlmostNotReally) June 6, 2019

Loads of England fans have left. Still England til they die though.

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) June 6, 2019

I hope stones is flying home with Ryan air

— ッ (@ohQuaj) June 6, 2019

Did Martin Tyler say: “You could say England lost the war and lost the VAR,” or did I imagine it?

— Andy Ha (@AndyHa_) June 6, 2019

The Portuguese police as soon as they hear that England are losing and their fans have left the ground early #NationsLeague #NEDENG pic.twitter.com/boUy5g4CN4

— Marc Marshall (@marcmarshall88) June 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/darragh48/status/1136751179998871552

Jesse Lingard in the changing room trying to lift up the mood #NEDENG pic.twitter.com/R6XB1gMPe1

— Sam Dixon (@samdixon013) June 6, 2019

The Liverpool lads in the England team sleeping peacefully tonight after being knocked out pic.twitter.com/zeLsznli0M

— sᴀʟ (@sxlang_) June 6, 2019

There’s only 1 man that can save England rn #UEFANationsLeague #NEDENG pic.twitter.com/TPdaXGw5iL

— hl (@_omaromar29) June 6, 2019

Never liked the Nations League anyway.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) June 6, 2019

Disappointed England fans leave the stadium and go back into the Guimarães night.

If you're a resident of Guimarães, maybe just stay indoors for the rest of the night, yeah?

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) June 6, 2019

England wouldn't have lost that game with Tarkowski and Mee at the back. There, I've said it!

— Phil Bird (@PhilBirdBFC) June 6, 2019

If we’re being honest De Ligt has absolutely nothing on John Stones

— Jamie (@jmemc55) June 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/theawayfans/status/1136744933208072194