The best January 2016 Transfer Deadline Day jokes so far

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A clock sounds the alarm for the January 2016 Transfer Deadline Day jokes
SOUNDING THE ALARM: Clock (Image: Jonathan Bliss)

This is a selection of the best transfer deadline day jokes so far from the last day of the January 2016 window.

There hasn’t been too much activity today, although it has been confirmed that Pep Guardiola will take over from Manuel Pellegrini as Manchester City manager at the end of this season – and Stoke’s Peter Odemwingie almost went to Marseille…

These are the best transfer deadline day jokes so far:

Happy #DeadlineDay. Anyone who sees Robert Lewandowski or Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang at Leicester Forest East Service station let me know.

— John Bennett (@JohnBennettBBC) February 1, 2016

'I've told Benn he can leave on a free but the lad's refusing to budge' #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/2BHcCcNrpU

— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) February 1, 2016

Don’t worry John we’ve got your fairytale ending right here! @ChelseaFC #DeadlineDay #PrincessJohn pic.twitter.com/EHlfaBSSHY

— House of Fraser (@houseoffraser) February 1, 2016

Its #DeadlineDay, here at Champion Hill we've been primed all morning waiting for the phone to ring with #DHFC deals pic.twitter.com/kjNZzmZuRQ

— Dulwich Hamlet FC (@DulwichHamletFC) February 1, 2016

When you come back from the shop & your dog's pretending to be Harry Redknapp #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ZjM533KLIX

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) February 1, 2016

Reports suggest Marseille directors felt sorry for Peter Odemwingie, turning up with only his boots, some pizza and no dignity. #DeadlineDay

— JUST EAT UK (@JustEatUK) February 1, 2016

Worst Transfer #DeadlineDay ever… pic.twitter.com/fNlrXbUUG3

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) February 1, 2016

@STVRaman Ciftci out, Kazim-Richards in. The equivalent of getting rid of chlamydia and then finding out you've got herpes #DeadlineDay

— Kev Heenan (@kevheenan) February 1, 2016

BREAKING NEWS: I've just been signed by Manchester Utd. They said they needed a WHEELY good player. #deadlineday

— Henry Fraser (@henryfraser0) February 1, 2016

Getting in the annual Welbeck has signed for Tesco on loan today tweet #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/d4hWjOifzz

— TheSPORTbible (@TSBible) February 1, 2016

@TSBible #DeadlineDay Evra doing a shift in BK ?? pic.twitter.com/sZgLMapzLk

— Dan Stuart (@DanStuart9) February 1, 2016

Breaking news on #DeadlineDay! pic.twitter.com/QIgeGub3LF

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 1, 2016

Looks like @VinnOConnor is having a bad hair day #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/bT0vjB3VGT

— William Hill Betting (@WillHillBet) February 1, 2016

Tesco looking to keep Pele after a bid from marks and spencer ???? #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/VZfYqKWklh

— scott lucas (@lucas1official) February 1, 2016

BREAKING: Olivier Giroud welcoming Arsenal's new signing to the club:#DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ACnwAups1W

— Coral (@Coral) February 1, 2016

See how busy it is on #DeadlineDay? Prospective signings, agents & media, all not here pic.twitter.com/pDldzwiYRZ

— Accrington Stanley (@ASFCofficial) February 1, 2016

Ever wondered where Wenger stashes all his transfer cash?#DeadlineDay #AllTheFootball pic.twitter.com/rD35glIq3l

— Virgin Media (@virginmedia) February 1, 2016

Tap ? if you think #DeadlineDay isn’t the same without Harry Redknapp. pic.twitter.com/mdLhjk1BS7

— bet365 (@bet365) February 1, 2016

Ian's ready, but where's Charlie!? #deadlineday pic.twitter.com/gZQWUaS0zV

— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) February 1, 2016

#DeadlineDay so far… pic.twitter.com/6DO98nBrrN

— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) February 1, 2016

#MCFC confirm Guardiola will take over next season on a 3-year deal and s#!t all over everyone else's #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/sD8zTfK8KL

— Copa90 (@Copa90) February 1, 2016

CONFIRMED: Darren Bent agrees deal to join @bcfctweets until the end of the season on loan. #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/QkKsdsd5Lf

— Scraggers (@BCFC_CS) February 1, 2016

Hitting refresh button on #DeadlineDay Like…. pic.twitter.com/Pp8fNVmMtO

— FIFA Solved ? (@FIFASolved) February 1, 2016

Ian Holloway arrives into Sky today:
'What the f*ck d'ya mean we're not doing the yellow ties anymore?' #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/a774SLVEyM

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 1, 2016

. @BBCMOTD Our secretary at #YTFC has had it with our fax machine. She has thrown it out the window. Email it is… pic.twitter.com/GrmPDua13i

— Yeovil Town FC (@YTFC) February 1, 2016

When your driving and you see a tiger pretending to be Harry Redknapp!! #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/r58FckSU3y

— SPORT CONVO (@sportconvo) February 1, 2016

Are we going to see anything from Tottenham today on #DeadlineDay? https://t.co/Fau6V2C8Ml

— William Hill Betting (@WillHillBet) February 1, 2016

Why wait for #deadlineday news on @SkySportsNewsHQ when you can get it 1st from @MassaFelipe19? Who's next, Felipe? pic.twitter.com/cbjpbfNrTL

— WILLIAMS RACING (@WilliamsRacing) February 1, 2016

CREWE SIGN BENT! #crewealex #DeadlineDay @SkySports @SkySportsNewsHQ @BBCMOTD pic.twitter.com/zq9wbV2Pnp

— Crewe Alexandra F.C. (@crewealexfc) February 1, 2016

Looool! ???? @LCFC ground staff dabbing! #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/ecJTMFtR6M

— Reece Mcilvenny (@reecemcilvenny) February 1, 2016

I am pleased to announce I have signed for FC Mirf Massive, I can't wait to start for this great club #DeadlineDay pic.twitter.com/hXCCbD46L0

— zack (@zahki_) February 1, 2016

Jim White is on his way…https://t.co/eAgcWKoSoW #DeadlineDay

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) February 1, 2016