These are the best of the Dimitri Payet jokes, mostly contributed by angry West Ham fans as their star player finally completes his protracted £25m move to former club Olympique de Marseille.
As Payet flew home on a private jet and the club directors offered a very slight reduction on shirts if you want to trade in your disgraced ones, many were blustering about the deal which saw the player refuse to play until a transfer was agreed.
Don’t miss the best Dimitri Payet jokes as the West Ham wantaway completes his return Marseille:
BREAKING: Dimitri Payet signs for B&Q on a 3 & a half year deal, transfer fee of £7 rising to £10 #WHUFC pic.twitter.com/1BCEyIrKdW
— Ethan Payne (@Behzinga) January 28, 2017
16 – The Reptile House at London Zoo has just offered West Ham £16 million for Dimitri Payet. Snake.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) January 29, 2017
Yep well that's definitely the last time I ever buy the official @WestHamUtd calendar. First 3 months ffs pic.twitter.com/c1BcPEJRFB
— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) January 29, 2017
Payet speaking to L'equipe: "I am home and I am happier than ever" pic.twitter.com/s5wkShFbiO
— sam (@IwobiFlick) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/qQCJTtq6qV
— Yannou GK JR 2 (@yannouneymarjr2) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 Remember Chapecoense
— Tristan (@TristanFurious) January 29, 2017
@luluismagic13 @dimpayet17 go shag some baguettes
— pakisad (@AsadWHU) January 29, 2017
@luluismagic13 @dimpayet17 have fun with him, he's 29 and has a mohawk were the real winners
— pakisad (@AsadWHU) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 You're going to fail your medical mate. You have no spine
— Liam (@Sessegnonce) January 29, 2017
@AsadWHU @dimpayet17 worst Ham
— shop 🏟 (@g_pichot) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/r83nEN0f69
— West Ham Art (@AngelicUpstarta) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 have fun on your privite jet, you will be forever remember as a judas snake! pic.twitter.com/UMOG3m9bvj
— #WestHamRetweets (@WestHamRetweets) January 29, 2017
Snakes On A Plane 2
Feat. Dimitri Payet@dimpayet17
— JΛY BUCKS 🇦🇺 (@TheMasterBucks) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 Forever in Snodgrass's shadow
— Iron Views (@ironviews) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 hope your pilot was handpicked by Isis
— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) January 29, 2017
Dimitri Payet has left the club and will return to Marseille for a fee of around £30m.
Which we will squander appropriately. dg
— Dave Gold (@davidgoId_) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/GfdKnpiP5N
— Danny ⚒ Hopkins (@1DannyHopkins) January 29, 2017
Another photo of Dimitri Payet during his Marseille medical. pic.twitter.com/KqX23gvdwU
— Uber West Ham (@UberWestHam) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 @OfficialRyy pic.twitter.com/t9zE2rUlJ9
— ⚒Steve O'Sullivan⚒ (@TheSullis) January 29, 2017
@dimpayet17 waves goodbye to @WestHamUtd before the private jet to @OM_English pic.twitter.com/zT24aI1zfr
— Neal Collins (@nealcol) January 29, 2017
I would just like to say thank you to payet for all his contributions, here a a few of his memorable moments #coyi pic.twitter.com/OkafRcByLw
— Jack Sullivan (@jsullivanwhu) January 29, 2017
Interesting video from Marseille to welcome Dimitri Payet… pic.twitter.com/pZhV3DMEx3
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 30, 2017
@karren_brady We had a similar offer when the printers accidentally put Battersea Dogs Home on our shirts instead of Herod Eviction Services
— Streatham Rovers FC (@StreathamRovers) January 30, 2017
West Ham were going to give shirts away for free in exchange for old Payet ones but they couldn't get any public money to subsidize it.
— David Preece (@davidpreece12) January 30, 2017