The best Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completes Marseille return

Protracted £25m move finishes with private jet au revoir.

There were lots of Dimitri Payet jokes as West Ham wantaway completed his transfer back to Marseille
GONE: Payet (Image: joshjdss)

These are the best of the Dimitri Payet jokes, mostly contributed by angry West Ham fans as their star player finally completes his protracted £25m move to former club Olympique de Marseille.

As Payet flew home on a private jet and the club directors offered a very slight reduction on shirts if you want to trade in your disgraced ones, many were blustering about the deal which saw the player refuse to play until a transfer was agreed.

Don’t miss the best Dimitri Payet jokes as the West Ham wantaway completes his return Marseille:

BREAKING: Dimitri Payet signs for B&Q on a 3 & a half year deal, transfer fee of £7 rising to £10 #WHUFC pic.twitter.com/1BCEyIrKdW

— Ethan Payne (@Behzinga) January 28, 2017

16 – The Reptile House at London Zoo has just offered West Ham £16 million for Dimitri Payet. Snake.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) January 29, 2017

Yep well that's definitely the last time I ever buy the official @WestHamUtd calendar. First 3 months ffs pic.twitter.com/c1BcPEJRFB

— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) January 29, 2017

Payet speaking to L'equipe: "I am home and I am happier than ever" pic.twitter.com/s5wkShFbiO

— sam (@IwobiFlick) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/qQCJTtq6qV

— Yannou GK JR 2 (@yannouneymarjr2) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 Remember Chapecoense

— Tristan (@TristanFurious) January 29, 2017

@luluismagic13 @dimpayet17 go shag some baguettes

— pakisad (@AsadWHU) January 29, 2017

@luluismagic13 @dimpayet17 have fun with him, he's 29 and has a mohawk were the real winners

— pakisad (@AsadWHU) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 You're going to fail your medical mate. You have no spine

— Liam (@Sessegnonce) January 29, 2017

@AsadWHU @dimpayet17 worst Ham

— shop 🏟 (@g_pichot) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/r83nEN0f69

— West Ham Art (@AngelicUpstarta) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 have fun on your privite jet, you will be forever remember as a judas snake! pic.twitter.com/UMOG3m9bvj

— #WestHamRetweets (@WestHamRetweets) January 29, 2017

Snakes On A Plane 2

Feat. Dimitri Payet@dimpayet17

— JΛY BUCKS 🇦🇺 (@TheMasterBucks) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 Forever in Snodgrass's shadow

— Iron Views (@ironviews) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 hope your pilot was handpicked by Isis

— Cartlon Cole (@_CarltonCole9) January 29, 2017

Dimitri Payet has left the club and will return to Marseille for a fee of around £30m.

Which we will squander appropriately. dg

— Dave Gold (@davidgoId_) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 pic.twitter.com/GfdKnpiP5N

— Danny ⚒ Hopkins (@1DannyHopkins) January 29, 2017

Another photo of Dimitri Payet during his Marseille medical. pic.twitter.com/KqX23gvdwU

— Uber West Ham (@UberWestHam) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 @OfficialRyy pic.twitter.com/t9zE2rUlJ9

— ⚒Steve O'Sullivan⚒ (@TheSullis) January 29, 2017

@dimpayet17 waves goodbye to @WestHamUtd before the private jet to @OM_English pic.twitter.com/zT24aI1zfr

— Neal Collins (@nealcol) January 29, 2017

I would just like to say thank you to payet for all his contributions, here a a few of his memorable moments #coyi pic.twitter.com/OkafRcByLw

— Jack Sullivan (@jsullivanwhu) January 29, 2017

Interesting video from Marseille to welcome Dimitri Payet… pic.twitter.com/pZhV3DMEx3

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) January 30, 2017

@karren_brady We had a similar offer when the printers accidentally put Battersea Dogs Home on our shirts instead of Herod Eviction Services

— Streatham Rovers FC (@StreathamRovers) January 30, 2017

West Ham were going to give shirts away for free in exchange for old Payet ones but they couldn't get any public money to subsidize it.

— David Preece (@davidpreece12) January 30, 2017