The best ‘boring Man Utd’ jokes after PSV snoozefest

Stultifying 0-0 draw at Old Trafford attracts stinging criticism and no little sarcasm.

Boring Man Utd were more Premier Inn than Premier league in their 0-0 draw with PSV
Premier League? Premier Inn, more like (Image: Reptonix)

Here are the best ‘boring Man Utd’ jokes that Twitter had to offer in response to the Red Devils’ stultifying 0-0 draw with PSV Eindhoven.

On a night of Champions League football that wasn’t short of a goal or two elsewhere, Louis van Gaal’s side played out another monotonous 90 minutes in front of a frustrated Old Trafford faithful.

It may have been their 5th consecutive clean sheet at home in all competitions, but that didn’t stop the ‘boring Manchester United’ jokes from doing the rounds…

FULL-TIME at Old Trafford…thank god for that! #MUFCPSV pic.twitter.com/VrKW1TCEU7

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) November 25, 2015

Old Trafford, Literally The Theatre of Dreams Tonight pic.twitter.com/bnLk2FrVjq

— KING ERIC (@brobread) November 25, 2015

Loudest Old Trafford has been all season https://t.co/jmDuxPDHqU

— Couzizou (@Couzizou) November 25, 2015

I don't know how one can watch Man Utd play like this and not hate football

— Colin NOT Collins (@ColinUdoh) November 25, 2015

Borussia M'gladbach 4-2 Sevilla Malmo 0-5 PSG Shakhtar 3-4 Real Madrid And you decided to watch Man Utd 0-0 PSV… pic.twitter.com/KCTdpSPPMo

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) November 25, 2015

21 goals across the six 7.45pm kickoffs tonight. 0-0 at Old Trafford. Standard.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 25, 2015

Problem for Man Utd writers is there aren't 5 new things to learn from the team each game now ….

— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) November 25, 2015

Watching Man Utd play pic.twitter.com/jPmADrMTI2

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) November 25, 2015