The best Marouane Fellaini jokes from Man Utd 0-0 PSV

Fans not impressed with van Gaal's 'plan b'

Some of the Marouane Fellaini jokes from Man Utd 0-0 PSV likened the substitute to a tree
LIKENED TO A TREE: Fellaini (Image: Toby)

These are all the best Marouane Fellaini jokes after fans were left unimpressed by manager Louis van Gaal’s ‘plan b’ of bringing on his humongous figure in a late bid to win their Champions League tie with PSV Eindhoven at Old Trafford last night.

Fellaini joined Ashley Young as a second-half substitute but the change failed to yield the desired results and the match ended in a goalless draw, leaving United’s chance of qualifying to the knock-out stages of the competition uncertain.

Here are the best Marouane Fellaini jokes from Man Utd 0-0 PSV:

Fellaini breaks my heart everytime he gets stripped to come on

— Pilib de Brún (@Malachians) November 25, 2015

Bringing on Fellaini and Young is the football equivalent of a creepy lap around the dancefloor at 2am. Anything will do at this point.

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 25, 2015

Here comes Fellaini… #MUFC pic.twitter.com/VTGK9aljON

— Top Corner (@HITCtopcorner) November 25, 2015

'Yep, that's right Ryan – it's definitely Fellaini time!' #MUFCPSV https://t.co/r84Y012dPa https://t.co/LED7asFMPL

— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) November 25, 2015

Fellaini you lanky streak of fuzzy headed p**s ,RUN FFS! Ya big idle b*st*rd

— Rob Ramsay (@RobRam62) November 25, 2015

Would rather have Georgie Best's coffin on the pitch than Fellaini

— Tyler (@SchweiderIin) November 25, 2015

Fellaini is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

— Manas (@ScholesEsque) November 25, 2015

Im a simple man, I see Fellaini, I switch off the TV.

— SatNav (@SatNavScholesy) November 25, 2015

#TFW you look upfield and the only option you see is Marouane Fellaini (cc. @danielkobin) pic.twitter.com/BzH9hhWFea

— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) November 25, 2015

Fellaini erh, u people jxt hate him so you can't see his contribution to the team… pic.twitter.com/6ICT3bkrsN

— Nii T.K (@Itz_Reuben) November 25, 2015

LvG's "philosophy": Possess the ball around the back as long as possible. Back pass to the keeper. Long ball to Fellaini. Pray for a goal.

— Champions League (@socraticjuan) November 25, 2015

Bringing on Fellaini and Young to play hoofball on the 58th minute. pic.twitter.com/nlmY7LUk5l

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 25, 2015

Fellaini being a professional footballer is proof that anybody in the world can achieve anything.

— Bryan Kearney (@bryankearney) November 25, 2015

Alright Fellaini, you're not funny anymore.

— Gaz Drinkwater (@Radio_Gaz) November 25, 2015

@ManUtd if u think height is important than brains to win games so fellaini will come in as a sub u might as well sign lebron and shaq

— Mamaa (@ama_kusi) November 25, 2015

Every time LvG subs on Fellaini https://t.co/IIZReUdSzD

— Captain Wazza (@Rooney_esque) November 25, 2015