These are all the best Marouane Fellaini jokes after fans were left unimpressed by manager Louis van Gaal’s ‘plan b’ of bringing on his humongous figure in a late bid to win their Champions League tie with PSV Eindhoven at Old Trafford last night.
Fellaini joined Ashley Young as a second-half substitute but the change failed to yield the desired results and the match ended in a goalless draw, leaving United’s chance of qualifying to the knock-out stages of the competition uncertain.
Here are the best Marouane Fellaini jokes from Man Utd 0-0 PSV:
Fellaini breaks my heart everytime he gets stripped to come on
— Pilib de Brún (@Malachians) November 25, 2015
Bringing on Fellaini and Young is the football equivalent of a creepy lap around the dancefloor at 2am. Anything will do at this point.
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 25, 2015
Here comes Fellaini… #MUFC pic.twitter.com/VTGK9aljON
— Top Corner (@HITCtopcorner) November 25, 2015
'Yep, that's right Ryan – it's definitely Fellaini time!'
#MUFCPSV
https://t.co/r84Y012dPa
https://t.co/LED7asFMPL
— FootballFanCast.com (@FootballFanCast) November 25, 2015
Fellaini you lanky streak of fuzzy headed p**s ,RUN FFS! Ya big idle b*st*rd
— Rob Ramsay (@RobRam62) November 25, 2015
Would rather have Georgie Best's coffin on the pitch than Fellaini
— Tyler (@SchweiderIin) November 25, 2015
Fellaini is about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.
— Manas (@ScholesEsque) November 25, 2015
Im a simple man, I see Fellaini, I switch off the TV.
— SatNav (@SatNavScholesy) November 25, 2015
#TFW you look upfield and the only option you see is Marouane Fellaini (cc. @danielkobin) pic.twitter.com/BzH9hhWFea
— Howler Magazine (@whatahowler) November 25, 2015
Fellaini erh, u people jxt hate him so you can't see his contribution to the team…
pic.twitter.com/6ICT3bkrsN
— Nii T.K (@Itz_Reuben) November 25, 2015
LvG's "philosophy":
Possess the ball around the back as long as possible.
Back pass to the keeper.
Long ball to Fellaini.
Pray for a goal.
— Champions League (@socraticjuan) November 25, 2015
Bringing on Fellaini and Young to play hoofball on the 58th minute. pic.twitter.com/nlmY7LUk5l
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) November 25, 2015
Fellaini being a professional footballer is proof that anybody in the world can achieve anything.
— Bryan Kearney (@bryankearney) November 25, 2015
Alright Fellaini, you're not funny anymore.
— Gaz Drinkwater (@Radio_Gaz) November 25, 2015
@ManUtd if u think height is important than brains to win games so fellaini will come in as a sub u might as well sign lebron and shaq
— Mamaa (@ama_kusi) November 25, 2015
Every time LvG subs on Fellaini
https://t.co/IIZReUdSzD
— Captain Wazza (@Rooney_esque) November 25, 2015