Gary Lineker v Lethal Bizzle! Romelu Lukaku FIFA gripe! Cristiano Ronaldo pants faux-pas! Ashley Cole single-life-revelling-in! Is it Tweets of the Week?
No, it’s…sorry, I mean YES, it’s Tweets of the Week! Take it away, various football types…
Deleted Tweet of the Week
Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid, as reproduced by Jason Euell, ex-Charlton Athletic, Southampton and Wimbledon
This has been deleted from his timeline now… pic.twitter.com/64jAIlF976
— Jason Euell (@jasoneuell) October 22, 2013
‘Cool Dad’ of the Week
Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 20, 2013
Second Date/”Getting to Know You” of the Week
Rumour is Ian Holloway is to meet the Palace Chairman again tomorrow
— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) October 21, 2013
Bachelor of the Week
Ashley Cole, Chelsea
Love single life, feet up watching the footie with the boys #goodtimes
— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) October 22, 2013
BANTER! of the Week
Ashley Cole, Chelsea
— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) October 24, 2013
Gripe of the Week
Romelu Lukaku, Everton (on loan from Chelsea)
I hope i'm not the only that had noticed it but i think i'm not quick enough on fifa.. Does ea sports think that i'm slow
— R.Lukaku Bolingoli (@RomeluLukaku9) October 23, 2013
Self-Diagnosis of the Week
Tony Dorigo, ex-Aston Villa, Chelsea and Leeds United
Watching the end of #ManCity game, trying to work out if the pitch used to be a potato patch or a rice padi field. Think I'm just hungry.
— Tony Dorigo (@tonydorigo) October 23, 2013
French Equivalent of the Week
1 – Zlatan Ibrahimovic a marqué son premier triplé en Ligue des Champions. Géant.
— OptaJean (@OptaJean) October 23, 2013
This was retweeted by the official account of Paris Saint-Germain.
Strange Rumour of the Week
As quashed by Marvin Sordell, Charlton Athletic (on loan from Bolton Wanderers)
2+2 does not equal 5!! Constantly hearing rumours…
— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) October 22, 2013
Not heard that rumour, Marvin. Has it been doing the rounds in maths circles?
Out-of-Context Quote of the Week
Barry Glendenning, Football Weekly/talkSPORT
Lee Dixon: 'I don't understand books' Hmmmmm.
— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) October 22, 2013
Book Review of the Week
Jonathan Liew, Telegraph
As a counterpart to the Ferguson book, this is what a bad football autobiography looks like pic.twitter.com/DduqwL7Kzq
— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) October 23, 2013
Forgot Gym Kit of the Week
Danny Simpson, Queens Park Rangers
Training done for the day pic.twitter.com/6QvA6VsAD9
— Danny Simpson (@dannysimpson) October 24, 2013
Undisputed Authority of the Week
Jack Grealish, Notts County (on loan from Aston Villa)
All you haters Ronaldo is better. And you all know it. Just ask my boy @JackGrealish1 !!!
— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) October 23, 2013
Lip-Reading of the Week
Jay McEveley, Swindon Town
Haha Lip reading Rooney then to giggs! Just tap it to the side n ill just twat it!
— jay mceveley (@jaymcev03) October 23, 2013
Disgruntlement of the Week
Jed Wallace, Portsmouth
Sir Alex Ferguson best manager in the world he also can add pulling my pants down to his achievements 25 quid for a book. Ouch
— Jed Wallace (@jedwallace62) October 24, 2013
Diva of the Week
Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion
Asked for a triple espresso in the coffe shop this morning,, the guy says "sorry sir we only do single or double" #bamboozled
— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) October 21, 2013
Satirist of the Week
Chris Makin, ex-Ipswich Town, Marseille, Oldham Athletic and Sunderland, in reference to Greg Dyke’s commission
FA #commission No gingers,gays or disabled on the panel.Scandalous!!!!!
— chris makin (@chrismakin2) October 21, 2013
Homework of the Week
Jody Craddock, ex-Sunderland and Wolverhampton Wanderers
Close up. pic.twitter.com/6rGGCFeo09
— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) October 21, 2013
Homework of the Week II
— Geoff Snaith (@JazzySnat) October 23, 2013
Old Adage of the Week
“You’ve got to be mad to be a goalkeeper”
— PaulBrownGoalkeeping (@brownygkcoach) October 24, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!