Tweets of the Week: Lineker v Bizzle, Lukaku FIFA gripe, Ronaldo pants faux pas and more!

Gary Lineker v Lethal Bizzle! Romelu Lukaku FIFA gripe! Cristiano Ronaldo pants faux-pas! Ashley Cole single-life-revelling-in!

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Goalies, eh? Tch (Image: Twitter/PaulBrownGoalkeeping)

Gary Lineker v Lethal Bizzle! Romelu Lukaku FIFA gripe! Cristiano Ronaldo pants faux-pas! Ashley Cole single-life-revelling-in! Is it Tweets of the Week?

No, it’s…sorry, I mean YES, it’s Tweets of the Week! Take it away, various football types…

Deleted Tweet of the Week

Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid, as reproduced by Jason Euell, ex-Charlton Athletic, Southampton and Wimbledon

This has been deleted from his timeline now… pic.twitter.com/64jAIlF976

— Jason Euell (@jasoneuell) October 22, 2013

‘Cool Dad’ of the Week

Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Great piece from @LethalBizzle on #MOTD2 . After my job? Leave it yeah.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 20, 2013

Second Date/”Getting to Know You” of the Week

Rumour is Ian Holloway is to meet the Palace Chairman again tomorrow

— Ian Abrahams (@BroadcastMoose) October 21, 2013

Bachelor of the Week

Ashley Cole, Chelsea

Love single life, feet up watching the footie with the boys #goodtimes

— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) October 22, 2013

BANTER! of the Week

Ashley Cole, Chelsea

Happy birthday @WayneRooney have a nice one lad loving ur new hairstyle pic.twitter.com/PknPKwDaXO

— Ashley Cole (@TheRealAC3) October 24, 2013

Gripe of the Week

Romelu Lukaku, Everton (on loan from Chelsea)

I hope i'm not the only that had noticed it but i think i'm not quick enough on fifa.. Does ea sports think that i'm slow

— R.Lukaku Bolingoli (@RomeluLukaku9) October 23, 2013

Self-Diagnosis of the Week

Tony Dorigo, ex-Aston Villa, Chelsea and Leeds United

Watching the end of #ManCity game, trying to work out if the pitch used to be a potato patch or a rice padi field. Think I'm just hungry.

— Tony Dorigo (@tonydorigo) October 23, 2013

French Equivalent of the Week


1 – Zlatan Ibrahimovic a marqué son premier triplé en Ligue des Champions. Géant.

— OptaJean (@OptaJean) October 23, 2013

This was retweeted by the official account of Paris Saint-Germain.

Strange Rumour of the Week

As quashed by Marvin Sordell, Charlton Athletic (on loan from Bolton Wanderers)

2+2 does not equal 5!! Constantly hearing rumours…

— Marvin Sordell (@MarvinSordell) October 22, 2013

Not heard that rumour, Marvin. Has it been doing the rounds in maths circles?

Out-of-Context Quote of the Week

Barry Glendenning, Football Weekly/talkSPORT

Lee Dixon: 'I don't understand books' Hmmmmm.

— Barry Glendenning (@bglendenning) October 22, 2013

Book Review of the Week

Jonathan Liew, Telegraph

As a counterpart to the Ferguson book, this is what a bad football autobiography looks like pic.twitter.com/DduqwL7Kzq

— Jonathan Liew (@jonathanliew) October 23, 2013

Forgot Gym Kit of the Week

Danny Simpson, Queens Park Rangers

Training done for the day pic.twitter.com/6QvA6VsAD9

— Danny Simpson (@dannysimpson) October 24, 2013

Undisputed Authority of the Week

Jack Grealish, Notts County (on loan from Aston Villa)

All you haters Ronaldo is better. And you all know it. Just ask my boy @JackGrealish1 !!!

— Jordan Graham (@jordandakid) October 23, 2013

Lip-Reading of the Week

Jay McEveley, Swindon Town

Haha Lip reading Rooney then to giggs! Just tap it to the side n ill just twat it!

— jay mceveley (@jaymcev03) October 23, 2013

Disgruntlement of the Week

Jed Wallace, Portsmouth

Sir Alex Ferguson best manager in the world he also can add pulling my pants down to his achievements 25 quid for a book. Ouch

— Jed Wallace (@jedwallace62) October 24, 2013

Diva of the Week

Ben Foster, West Bromwich Albion

Asked for a triple espresso in the coffe shop this morning,, the guy says "sorry sir we only do single or double" #bamboozled

— Ben Foster (@BenFoster) October 21, 2013

Satirist of the Week

Chris Makin, ex-Ipswich Town, Marseille, Oldham Athletic and Sunderland, in reference to Greg Dyke’s commission

FA #commission No gingers,gays or disabled on the panel.Scandalous!!!!!

— chris makin (@chrismakin2) October 21, 2013

Homework of the Week

Jody Craddock, ex-Sunderland and Wolverhampton Wanderers

Close up. pic.twitter.com/6rGGCFeo09

— Jody Craddock (@MrJodyCraddock) October 21, 2013

Homework of the Week II

Found this in my 10yr olds,book he'd wrote a Biography for his Mackem Hero!! Wanna write a book Jozy? @JozyAltidore pic.twitter.com/PHEexpeTfa

— Geoff Snaith (@JazzySnat) October 23, 2013

Jozy Altidore biography

Old Adage of the Week

“You’ve got to be mad to be a goalkeeper”

Still one of the best pics I've seen proving the fact that GKs are truly mental #juniornutcase #proudparents pic.twitter.com/jaOZscr9Wc

— PaulBrownGoalkeeping (@brownygkcoach) October 24, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Week. Tune in on Monday for our Tweets of the Weekend!