Harry Redknapp hit with ball (again)! Jack Wilshere dribble! Peeping Kolo! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? I can’t see that it isn’t.
Take it away, various football types!
Estranged Relative of the Weekend
José Cañas, Swansea City, as spotted by teammate Chico Flores
Esta noche me he encontrado al primo de Cañas. Tonight I found the cousin of Cañas. Good night friends !!! pic.twitter.com/qqq0NBmXRl
— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) October 19, 2013
Nasty Bump of the Weekend
Harry Redknapp, Queens Park Rangers manager
— Paul 5 Robbo (@Paul5Robbo) October 19, 2013
Parody Account of the Weekend
Boring James Milner
Really loving the commentary by @themichaelowen on @btsport. Very interesting & insightful. I could listen to him all day long.
— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 19, 2013
Peeping Tom of the Weekend
Kolo Touré, Liverpool
Class from Kolo Toure!! pic.twitter.com/cinuSrk4jM
— TheLADBible (@TheLadBible) October 19, 2013
Surprisingly Good English of the Weekend
Sergio Agüero, Manchester City
We had to get the away curse dispelled eventually! Happy about the goals and the win. C'mon City!
— Sergio Aguero (@aguerosergiokun) October 19, 2013
Wags of the Weekend
George Caulkin, The Times and Gary Lineker, Match of the Day
Dispute notion that this is going to be a long half for Newcastle. It's going to last 45 minutes, plus time added for stoppages.
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) October 19, 2013
@CaulkinTheTimes You're getting the hang of this game, George.
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 19, 2013
Decrepitude of the Weekend
Curtis Davies, Hull City
Is anyone free to unfold me?? I woke up this morning feeling like this fella! #Stiff pic.twitter.com/x5r79nERqi
— Curtis Davies #6 (@TheCurtisDavies) October 20, 2013
Should Probably Get That Checked of the Weekend
Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon
After getting smashed behind the ear with a golf ball last week, I thought "huh no big deal" Had a phenomenal headache for 3 days now!!
— wally downes (@wal10) October 19, 2013
Drugging of the Weekend
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Arsenal
Ohhhh nooo! Tell me I haven't got @JackWilshere again!! There's a nice bit of dribble this time 4 u all to enjoy! pic.twitter.com/tQzDz5fJB6
— Alex Ox-Chamberlain (@Alex_OxChambo) October 18, 2013
Explanation of the Weekend
Barney Ronay, The Guardian
If I write Sagbo on my iPhone the predictive text changes it to Sagna. Why would it do that? Is Sagna more commonly used than Sagbo?
— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) October 19, 2013
@TonyBarretTimes it's a design feature – 97 per cent of all iphone users live in islington
— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) October 19, 2013
Frivolity of the Weekend
Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City
Who got it right here ? Think George lost this one hahaha pic.twitter.com/I1PQpoVagm
— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) October 20, 2013
Catchy Chant of the Weekend
Plymouth Argyle
Go to a public house, drink a lot of beer and get rather merry. Go home, be cruel to ones wife, you unclean person from north of Yeovil….
— Plymouth Argyle FC (@Only1Argyle) October 19, 2013
Comma Comma Comma Chameleon of the Weekend
Dave Kitson The Secret Footballer
'Almost desperate to find somebody, anybody, guilty of racism, calling, as it did, for a full FA investigation' – http://t.co/kecsMuj86E
— Secret Footballer (@TSF) October 19, 2013
Making Friends of the Weekend
Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers
Just woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that #Stoke were the first game on MOTD….
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 20, 2013
Familial Strain of the Weekend
Lee Minshull, Newport County
And shock my old man missed my goal today, happens all the time #lovesabeer
— Lee Minshull (@LeeMinshull8) October 19, 2013
Fancy Dress of the Weekend
This guy
Going to a fancy dress party as the one and only @thedavidseaman #greatestgoalkeeperever pic.twitter.com/EyF2s6wXPp
— Jake Brooker (@brooker_jake) October 19, 2013
He’s a keeper. KER-TISH!
Struggle of the Weekend
Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest
My life is just a constant battle with my iPhones' battery.
— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) October 19, 2013
Correction of the Weekend
Ah first time our 4yr old has written the alphabet all on her own this morning #prouddad pic.twitter.com/UoQAWiKPnz
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) October 20, 2013
@mattletiss7 NOT BAD BUT B DOES NOT COME AFTER J. MUST DO BETTER.
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) October 20, 2013
Thats a k !!!!! @Moyes_Must_Go @mattletiss7
— Susan Black (@soobee4) October 20, 2013
“@soobee4: Thats a k !!!!! @mattletiss7” IT NOT OK SUSAN, CHILD NEEDS TO LEARN OTHERWISE END UP WORKING IN IPHONE FACTORY LIKE ME
— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) October 20, 2013
Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!