Tweets of the Weekend: Redknapp hit with ball, Wilshere dribble, Peeping Kolo and more!

Harry Redknapp hit with ball (again)! Jack Wilshere dribble! Peeping Kolo! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? I can't see that it isn't.

Jack Wilshere dribble
Must have been one hell of a massage (Image: Twitter/Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain)

Harry Redknapp hit with ball (again)! Jack Wilshere dribble! Peeping Kolo! Is it Tweets of the Weekend? I can’t see that it isn’t.

Take it away, various football types!

Estranged Relative of the Weekend

José Cañas, Swansea City, as spotted by teammate Chico Flores

Esta noche me he encontrado al primo de Cañas. Tonight I found the cousin of Cañas. Good night friends !!! pic.twitter.com/qqq0NBmXRl

— Chico Flores (@ChicoFlores12) October 19, 2013

Nasty Bump of the Weekend

Harry Redknapp, Queens Park Rangers manager


— Paul 5 Robbo (@Paul5Robbo) October 19, 2013

Parody Account of the Weekend

Boring James Milner

Really loving the commentary by @themichaelowen on @btsport. Very interesting & insightful. I could listen to him all day long.

— Boring James Milner (@BoringMilner) October 19, 2013

Peeping Tom of the Weekend

Kolo Touré, Liverpool

Class from Kolo Toure!! pic.twitter.com/cinuSrk4jM

— TheLADBible (@TheLadBible) October 19, 2013

Surprisingly Good English of the Weekend

Sergio Agüero, Manchester City

We had to get the away curse dispelled eventually! Happy about the goals and the win. C'mon City!

— Sergio Aguero (@aguerosergiokun) October 19, 2013

Wags of the Weekend

George Caulkin, The Times and Gary Lineker, Match of the Day

Dispute notion that this is going to be a long half for Newcastle. It's going to last 45 minutes, plus time added for stoppages.

— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) October 19, 2013

@CaulkinTheTimes You're getting the hang of this game, George.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 19, 2013

Decrepitude of the Weekend

Curtis Davies, Hull City

Is anyone free to unfold me?? I woke up this morning feeling like this fella! #Stiff pic.twitter.com/x5r79nERqi

— Curtis Davies #6 (@TheCurtisDavies) October 20, 2013

Should Probably Get That Checked of the Weekend

Wally Downes, ex-Wimbledon

After getting smashed behind the ear with a golf ball last week, I thought "huh no big deal" Had a phenomenal headache for 3 days now!!

— wally downes (@wal10) October 19, 2013

Drugging of the Weekend

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Arsenal

Ohhhh nooo! Tell me I haven't got @JackWilshere again!! There's a nice bit of dribble this time 4 u all to enjoy! pic.twitter.com/tQzDz5fJB6

— Alex Ox-Chamberlain (@Alex_OxChambo) October 18, 2013

Explanation of the Weekend

Barney Ronay, The Guardian

If I write Sagbo on my iPhone the predictive text changes it to Sagna. Why would it do that? Is Sagna more commonly used than Sagbo?

— Tony Barrett (@TonyBarretTimes) October 19, 2013

@TonyBarretTimes it's a design feature – 97 per cent of all iphone users live in islington

— Barney Ronay (@barneyronay) October 19, 2013

Frivolity of the Weekend

Peter Odemwingie, Cardiff City

Who got it right here ? Think George lost this one hahaha pic.twitter.com/I1PQpoVagm

— Peter Odemwingie (@OdemwingieP) October 20, 2013

Catchy Chant of the Weekend

Plymouth Argyle

Go to a public house, drink a lot of beer and get rather merry. Go home, be cruel to ones wife, you unclean person from north of Yeovil….

— Plymouth Argyle FC (@Only1Argyle) October 19, 2013

Comma Comma Comma Chameleon of the Weekend

Dave Kitson The Secret Footballer

'Almost desperate to find somebody, anybody, guilty of racism, calling, as it did, for a full FA investigation' – http://t.co/kecsMuj86E

— Secret Footballer (@TSF) October 19, 2013

Making Friends of the Weekend

Rodney Marsh, ex-Fulham, Manchester City and Queens Park Rangers

Just woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that #Stoke were the first game on MOTD….

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) October 20, 2013

Familial Strain of the Weekend

Lee Minshull, Newport County

And shock my old man missed my goal today, happens all the time #lovesabeer

— Lee Minshull (@LeeMinshull8) October 19, 2013

Fancy Dress of the Weekend

This guy

Going to a fancy dress party as the one and only @thedavidseaman #greatestgoalkeeperever pic.twitter.com/EyF2s6wXPp

— Jake Brooker (@brooker_jake) October 19, 2013

He’s a keeper. KER-TISH!

Struggle of the Weekend

Ben Osborn, Nottingham Forest

My life is just a constant battle with my iPhones' battery.

— Ben Osborn (@OsbornOn1) October 19, 2013

Correction of the Weekend

Ah first time our 4yr old has written the alphabet all on her own this morning #prouddad pic.twitter.com/UoQAWiKPnz

— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) October 20, 2013


— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) October 20, 2013

Thats a k !!!!! @Moyes_Must_Go @mattletiss7

— Susan Black (@soobee4) October 20, 2013


— Beijing Red 4 Lyf (@Moyes_Must_Go) October 20, 2013

Those were our Tweets of the Weekend. Tune in on Friday for our Tweets of the Week!