Stage 1 complete. All Ross County's goalkeepers are now called Ross. Now onto Stage 2, the defence. pic.twitter.com/I1VJbVx4ZQ
— Garve Scott-Lodge (@G4rve) August 2, 2020
Ross County now have three goalkeepers with the first name Ross after signing Ross Doohan on loan from Scottish Premiership champions Celtic.
Stuart Kettlewell’s Staggies, who finished 10th in Scotland’s top flight for the 2019-20 season, have added the loanee to their existing goalkeeping pool of Ross Laidlaw and Ross Munro.
— Garve Scott-Lodge (@G4rve) August 3, 2020
They even have an under 18s ‘keeper called Logan Ross, completing a quite exceptional example of nominative determinism.
Laidlaw is the current number 1 and started Monday’s 1-0 win over Motherwell, with – you guessed it – Ross Stewart scoring the winner from the penalty spot.
Midfielder Ross Draper also made an appearance, coming on as a substitute.