They’re the Jack Wilshere screamers that had a nation on their feet, and Football Burp understands them to have been the inspiration for the latest wave of Jack Grealish degeneracy.
The Arsenal and England midfielder, still a scrote, scored a couple of absolute belters to help England on their way to a momentous 3-2 win in yesterday’s European Championships qualifier against Slovenia.
Watching on from his holiday apartment in Tenerife, Villa starlet Grealish immediately set about “boshing” as many beers, fags and nitrous oxide balloons as humanly possible in an arguably misguided attempt to follow in Wilshere’s footsteps.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, Grealish expressed his admiration for the Wilshere screamers by first cackling hysterically then vomiting profusely.
He said: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa!
Jack Wilshere was unavailable for comment because we keep referring to him as a scrote.