Football has cancer, some guy from Fifa has announced.
Fifa, who lost a coin toss with the video game to be in capital letters, got this fella to watch video footage of Liverpool’s Luis Suarez diving against Stoke City, and it’s hard to believe what we’re reporting to you but it does indeed appear that football has cancer.
The news has sent shockwaves throughout the football community, in many cases sending people hurtling to the ground, a little too easily if you ask me.
Our thoughts are with football and its family at this time.