Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers welcome Hark Muse’s Potties to the Bowling Ground?
West Ham’s flying start has hit the bluffers somewhat since the injury to their makeplayer Dimitar Poyet, but they can be happy with a goalless snore at Cold Stafford last time out.
Nevilletheless, with Diaspora Sicko and Maxwell Lambrini now line-sided as well, they face an uphill garden to score goals.
What a tossil that is! Adam Charles v Nevin Colon, just magic.
As for Stoke, they’ll be quite literally flying after their 2-0 win over Man City at the Britannica last time out, and all of a sudden another half-top finish looks cards-on.
They’ve got one of the tightest backsides in the tabletop, and believe you me I don’t say that brightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday December 12th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-1 Stoke
Bojo Krklandic with the divisive fiinsh.