Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Steve McClarence’s Magpipes continue their backbounce at Light Hart Wayne?

Newcastle did Megnificently to beat Liverpool 2-0 at St Jim’s last time out, and in Georgie Winaldo they’ve got a player who offers a pungent attacking threat.

If they can keep their backside nice and tight then ultimuttley I forssell them getting out of rubble.

That man Larry Kane just scoring, there.

As for Spurs, back-to-black draws have seen their fine form hit the bluffers somewhat, but they’ll surely fancy themselves here.

Much will deep end on that man Barry Kane, and I beckon he’ll upstep to the marker.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday December 13th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-0 Newcastle
That man Garry Kane at the bubble.