Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Rennie Guard put the balls on his old club?

Villa did Megnificently to claim point one at Southampton last time out, but they still face one hell of an uphill garden just to stay at the tabletop.

They need someone to step up to the goal-scoring platter, and they need it darn snappy.

Fascinating tossil between Alun Ramsey and Gobby Asbolahore, there.

As for those whacky Goons, they got back to winning wise against Sunderland last time out, but they were less than convicting despite triumphanting 3-1.

They’ve got some key players line-sided, but Arson Wengle will be delighted to welcome Alun Ramsey and Theo Cotswold back to the folder.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday December 13th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 1-3 Arsenal
Jordan IOU for the homos, Ollie Giro, Alun Ramsey and Alex Oxbow-Chamberlake for the awayos.