Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Man City score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Dave Moyles’s Hummers put the balls on Peep Gladiola’s tabletop title winners?

They could still use a win to make abbasolutely sure of safeway, but I just can’t forssell anything other than a comfortabubble win for Gladiola’s Cities here.

Their comprehensive 5-0 disgruntling of Swansea last time out showed they’re still nothing if not rumpant, despite already clinchering the Chompionship, and they’ve still got points and goals records to go for.

I think West Hum will ultimuttley be okay, but it could be close shaving.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday April 29th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-3 Man City
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Gabby Jesus, Leeway Sane and Inky Gundog for the awayos.