Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Leicester score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen host Claude-Paul’s Foxmen?

Palace aren’t quite safe from the dreaded plop just yet, but they could more or less secure safeway by portvaling here – and that’s testy ment to the starling work Hodgepodge has done there.

It won’t be easy, mind you, as Leicester are strong on the roads – that’s why they’re still up in the half-tops despite their horribubble recent runs at home.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a share of the spoilers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday April 28th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-2 Leicester
Milojovewhatsit and Wilf Saha for the homos, Mardy and Vahrez for the awayos.