Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Huddersfield v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Dave Wangler’s Terrors put the balls on Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles?

They certainly can, because Everton have been pretty rubbish on the roads all season – contrare and compast their form as awayos with their excellent results as homos.

A win here would all but secure another season of tabletop football for Huddlesfield, but I don’t forssell them getting it here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Huddersfield Town v Everton score prediction for Saturday April 28th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Huddersfield 0-0 Everton
A goalless snore.