Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Man City score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers put the revenge balls on Peep Gladiola’s Citimen?

They’ll still be quite literally teething from that comprehensive 0-5 disgruntling they suckthumbed to in the FA Cup the other week, but back in the tabletop they’re starting to look uply rather than downly again.

I don’t forssell them being such pullovers this time, especially with that man Andy Corrall fit and flaming, but I still beckon City will have too much pie flour for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Manchester City score prediction for Wednesday February 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-2 Man City
Andy Corrall for the homos, Randy Starling and that man Serge Aguero for the awayos.