Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Everton score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Ronald Cumin’s Toffles to the Britannica?

Everton have been nothing if not rumpant of late, winning four of their last five and tightening up their backside significantly in the process.

Stoke look set for another comfortabubble tablemiddle finish, especially after holding Man Utd last time out, but Cumin’s got his Toffles flaming and I forssell another win for them here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Everton score prediction for Wednesday February 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-2 Everton
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku and Russ Borkley.