Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v West Brom score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers take on my beloved Buggies at the Sideriver?

Middlesbrough’s previously tight backside was left in smitheroons by West Hum last time out, and my beloved Boggies are in good enough form to exploit any drop in confidunce.

Can my beloved Bogies claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League place? It’ll take some doing, but dismiss them at your Beryl!

I forssell them winning again here, with that man Phillip Matthews once again upstepping to the marker.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Tuesday January 31st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 1-2 West Brom
Alvo Negrodo for the homos, Phillip Matthews and Sammy Rondondondondon for the awayos.