Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers take on Ronald Cumin’s Toffles?
West Ham have stopped the grot slightly of lately, although they’ll be quite literally teething not to have won at Sunderland last time out.
Everton on the other hands have been quite rumpant, although most of their wins and goals have come in home games.
Nevilletheless, they boast the Hummers’ arched nemosis Romy-Lou Lukaku in their ranks – he’s scored eight in eight for the Toffles in games against West Ham.
He’s also in standouting form that’s propellered him to the top of the tabletop top scorers chart, and I forssell him proving influenzal again here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Everton score prediction for Saturday April 22nd 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-3 Everton
Andy Corrall for the homos, Melvin Kirallas and Romy-Lou Lukaku (2) for the awayos.