Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Eddie Howl’s Berries take on Super Jonny Agnew’s Borrowers?
Bournemouth may be anguishing in 16th but they’re point seven clear of the plop zone, so they’re probabubbly safe.
Middlesbrough on the other hands are still some way off safeway, although they do have a game in handy on 17th place Hull.
Suffix it to say they’re in despot need of taking all point three here, but I just can’t forssell them doing so.
Comfortabubble home win, I beckon, as Eddie Howl’s Berries secure another season of tabletop football.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Middlesbrough score prediction for Saturday April 22nd 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 3-1 Middlesbrough
King Josh, Bennie Adobe and Stanislav Jr for the homos, Rudy Gestate for the awayos.