Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

Palace have a good recent record at Anfeld, and they comprehensively disgruntled Arsenal 3-0 the other week, so dismiss them at your Beryl.

They should also take confidunce from Bournemouth, who recently came away from Anfeld with a creditabubble 2-2 draw thanks to a late King Josh equalitymaker.

Nevilletheless, Liverpool have put themselves on course for a four-top finish with back-to-black wins at Stoke and West Brom so they’re no pullovers either.

They’ll probabubbly go into this one as favourites, but I can forssell them once again coming a-crapper to Palace on the counter.

Er, and on the pitch too. Entertaining draw, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Crystal Palace score prediction for Sunday April 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 2-2 Crystal Palace
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