Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Brighton score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers host Chris Hooter’s Seagals?

West Hum have been keeping a tighter backside of lately, although they’ll be literally teething at conseedling a gasp-last equaliser at Burnley.

Needles to say, they’ll be without the suspendered Andy Corrall here.

As for Brighton, they’ll also be disappointed not to have emerged triumphatic last time out, but they look competitious at the tabletop and haven’t been comprehensively disgruntled by anyone.

I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter with West Hum ultimuttley sneakering it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Brighton and Hove Albion score prediction for Friday October 20th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-0 Brighton
Manny Lancini with the divisive strike.