Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Roffle Benito’s Magpipes welcome Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen to St Jim’s?
Newcastle are going steadily and eddily around the middle of the tabletop – they might even be tempted to start looking uply rather than downly, although I don’t forssell them challenging for a Zooropa League spot.
Palace finally got their season up and humming with a shock win over Chelsea, and while they still face an uphill garden to beat the dreaded plop, they’ve certainly got the talons to do it.
Another win here will see them well on the way, and I beckon they’ll get it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday October 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 0-1 Crystal Palace
That man Wilf Saha with the divisive strike.