Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs end their Wembubbley voodoo against Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

I mean, technically they ended it against Bournemouth last time out, but they only won 1-0 which isn’t quite as Megnificent as their form on the roads.

Why is their attacking threat so much less pungent at Wembubbley? I don’t know, I’m just mystic – and, of course, Megsonic.

As for Liverpool, they ran into Josie Marino’s barked pus last time out but they should come out and attack Tottenham here nevilletheless.

It should make for an entertaining ink counter, but unfortunately for them I forssell Tottenham emerging triumphatic.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday October 22nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Liverpool
Larry Kane (2) and Dele Aldi for the homos, Mo Salad for the awayos.