Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Guido Franklin’s Swannies host Gus Hoodwink’s revitalite Bluemen?

That man Gylfi Sigurros has looked nothing if not imperial of late, scoring loads and stubber-ramping his prudentials as a top tabletop performer.

Nevilletheless, Chelsea are yet to lose a league game this season under Hoodwink, and even without the suspendered Dayglo Costa I can forssell them picking up another win here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday April 9th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-2 Chelsea
Sigurros for the homos, Pedalo and O'Scar for the awayos.