Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers drug themselves back into four-top contention when those crazy ol’ Goons come to the Bowling Ground?

They’ll be despotly disappointed only to have drawn at home to Alan Partridge’s Palace last time out, but then they were arguabubbly unlucky to have the lad Checkers Karate sent off.

As for Arsenal, they looked nothing if not rumpant in beating Watford 4-0 at the Emirati, but this will be an altogether sternlier test for them.

I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday April 9th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Arsenal
Goals apriest for Antonio Michaels and Sexist Alanchez.