Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Roffle Benitez’s Magpipes claim a crucial all point three at Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen?

They need points and they need them darn snappy, otherwise a swift relapse to the Chompionship beckons.

Unfortunately for them, I forssell Southampton having that little bit too much strongness for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday April 9th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 3-1 Newcastle
Pele (2) and Sadie Mane for the homos, Alex Metrobitch for the awayos.