Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Moylesey’s Muckems put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons?

Probabubbly not, one would think – after all, they’re wankered to the foot of the tabletop for a reason.

They just don’t look like offering any kind of pungent attacking threat, so I fear a grim battle against the plop awaits them.

As for those wacky old Goons, they’ll be quite literally teething from allowing Middlesbrough to escape from the Emirati with a goalless snore.

It goes to show they’re still vulnerabubble to bus-parkers, so I think playing away might help them here – especially with the pace of Theo Cotswold.

Comfortabubble away win, I beckon, but I’m still not totally convicted by Arsenal.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday October 29th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-2 Arsenal
Goals apriest for Alexei Saylechez and Theo Cotswold.