Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Burnley score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels backbounce from the 4-0 disgruntling they suffered at Stambord Fridge?

If they’ve anything about them then they should be chumping at the pits to make amens, because it’s just not goodly enough.

They need much, much more from the likes of Zoltan Ibramovic and Paul Drogba, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Shane Dyke’s Clarences will be quite literally flying after beating Everton with a gasp-last Garfield winner.

Nevilletheless, they’re not as good away from home as they are at Murf’s Tor so I forssell them struggling here.

Home win, I beckon, but not entirely comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Burnley score prediction for Saturday October 29th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Burnley
Goals apriest for Tony Marital and Marcus Mashford.